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So... Jontro's officially retiring singledom

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Jontro, Aug 15, 2016.

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Is this poll really necessary?

  1. All of the above

    7 vote(s)
    13.5%

  2. teh faps will live on

    25 vote(s)
    48.1%

  3. My Life, starring Jontro

    11 vote(s)
    21.2%

  4. Donald Trump

    4 vote(s)
    7.7%

  5. Can I be a 99er?

    1 vote(s)
    1.9%

  6. Git'r dunn mauri

    4 vote(s)
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  1. Jontro

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    So Jontro's getting married this weekend. Pretty sweet deal.

    What to do with teh faps?
     
    #1 Jontro, Aug 15, 2016
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  2. Bandwagoner

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    rite, so you think sex will now be free and easy?

    [​IMG]
     
    #2 Bandwagoner, Aug 15, 2016
  3. Haymitch

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    No married men have ever fapped to pr0n
     
    #3 Haymitch, Aug 15, 2016
  4. Ubiquitin

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    You'll be having less sex, not more.
     
    #4 Ubiquitin, Aug 15, 2016
  5. sugrlndkid

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    Time to wipe your "hard" drive clean...:)

    Best of Luck this weekend J...
     
    #5 sugrlndkid, Aug 15, 2016
  6. Buck Turgidson

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    Seems like a sad cry for attention this one last time, for now.
     
    #6 Buck Turgidson, Aug 15, 2016
  7. FTW Rockets FTW

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    Time for one last epic fap session in memory of the 37187583829576514 fap sessions before.

    Congrats breh
     
    #7 FTW Rockets FTW, Aug 15, 2016
  8. jev5555

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    Tippytoe
     
    #8 jev5555, Aug 15, 2016
  9. Duncan McDonuts

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    You can't marry your hand.

    At least not yet.
     
    #9 Duncan McDonuts, Aug 15, 2016
  10. No Worries

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    Teach your wife your fapping technique;)
     
    #10 No Worries, Aug 15, 2016
  11. K mf G

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    may you fap in peace
     
    #11 K mf G, Aug 15, 2016
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    #12 bigtexxx, Aug 15, 2016
  13. Nook

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    Is she bi?

    Is she down for group sex?

    Does she understand open relationships?

    You have had these conversations correct?

    How often are you having sex now? Are you okay cutting it by 75%?

    Is she sexually adventurous? Does she mix drugs and sex?

    Does she role play?

    Brah if you don't know the answer to half these questions or the answer is "no" to 1/2 these questions.... Consider telling her you have a$$ cancer and you have two weeks to live.
     
    #13 Nook, Aug 15, 2016
  14. Shroopy2

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    Is this the "Git'r dunn Mauri!" Option? Nothing a little fap cant fix, it always has before!

    I say keep playing but it wont be Mike D'Antoni fast-paced fapping. Will be more old Larry Brown slow it down system. Yes the flashy fap style is nice, but that doesnt win the TITLE!
     
    #14 Shroopy2, Aug 15, 2016
  15. DonkeyMagic

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    Jontro will be taking it to a whole new level. The ninja spank.
     
    #15 DonkeyMagic, Aug 15, 2016
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    [​IMG]
     
    #16 Bobbythegreat, Aug 15, 2016
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    I thought when guys get married they have to begin implementing the Mike D'Antoni system. Seven seconds or less.
     
    #17 ferrari77, Aug 15, 2016
  18. RedRedemption

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    Congrats Jontbreh.
    But don't give up the art of fapping.
     
    #18 RedRedemption, Aug 15, 2016
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    They legalized sex bots in Germany or wherever you live?
     
    #19 CCorn, Aug 15, 2016
  20. rocketsjudoka

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    Congrats and I'm pretty sure fapping doesn't stop at marriage.
     
    #20 rocketsjudoka, Aug 15, 2016
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