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So I'm Going to the Kenny Chesney Concert Tomorrow...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Baqui99, Jul 17, 2009.

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  1. Buck Turgidson

    Buck Turgidson Member

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    This is so sad on so many levels.
     
    #41 Buck Turgidson, Jul 19, 2009
  2. Nook

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    Come on Tex! He gets to drop nearly $500 to have the chance to be a papa or better yet to get some skank STD... sounds to me like he hit the jack pot.

    Just imagine how many other concerts she has gone to and home many other STD's she has possibly shared.... especially if she has ever been to a Dave Matthews concert
     
    #42 Nook, Jul 19, 2009
  3. Mr. Brightside

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    No rubber? Very nice! [borat].

    Just punch her in the stomach 3 times and make her take a warm bath. I wouldn't worry about it.
     
    #43 Mr. Brightside, Jul 19, 2009
  4. moestavern19

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    Thats the redneck influence, 3 hours of Kenny Chesney will make anyone pull the goalie.
     
    #44 moestavern19, Jul 19, 2009
  5. Baqui99

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    I've heard if you a turn a girl upside down and pour Coke in her after you bust, it eliminates all chance of pregnancy and/or STDs. : )
     
    #45 Baqui99, Jul 19, 2009
  6. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Um, am I the only one who thinks this is the only noteworthy point of the summary? Baqui was disappointed by short sets and only one encore by Kenny Chesney.

    Folks, this is real. There are things worse than STD's. :eek:
     
    #46 B-Bob, Jul 19, 2009
  7. Kam

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    9 months later, baqui will have a thread saying. "Hi guys, i'm a dad."



    Or a thread three months later that looks like this.

    "What the hell is this on my junk, do i see a doctor?"
     
    #47 Kam, Jul 19, 2009
  8. vinsensual

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    or more frequent and medically accurate burning urine jokes from him
     
    #48 vinsensual, Jul 20, 2009
  9. TexasFight

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    you should have just done it in a hot tub - everyone knows you can't impregnate a girl if you have sex in one of those...
     
    #49 TexasFight, Jul 20, 2009
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