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So I'm Going to the Kenny Chesney Concert Tomorrow...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Baqui99, Jul 17, 2009.

  1. Cannonball

    Cannonball Member

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    NSFW
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  2. Baqui99

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    To tell you the truth, I may not even need them anymore after attending this debacle tomorrow. If I don't get laid tomorrow night I might just donate them to charity along with my man card.

    I think you might be onto something here. Although I don't want to get too wasted, otherwise I might not be able to get it up later.

    Small steps please. Rome wasn't built in a day. : )
     
  3. Baqui99

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    QUICK UPDATE:

    Well, she's on the way over to my place, then we're cabbing it out to the concert. My balls are firmly packed away in a Ziploc bag, and conveniently placed on the nightstand. This will enable easy access later in the evening should the need arise.

    I did receive a phone call that she'll be staying at my place tonight. Will give full report out tomorrow. Wish me luck.
     
  4. moestavern19

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    I sincerely hope you aim for the pooper, Baqui99.


    Godspeed.
     
  5. Cannonball

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    Take pictures!
     
  6. macalu

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    $270, not counting the cab ride, just for the POSSIBILITY to get laid? looks like you've already screwed yourself.
     
  7. Mr. Brightside

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    First problem is making friends with someone who likes country music. I assume Kenny Chestnut is a country musician. I don't really know.
     
  8. Mr. Brightside

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    Cab ride: $50

    7 beers, a pretzel and a nachos: $75

    Tickets to Kenny Chensey show: $270

    Sex with white girl: Priceless
     
  9. moestavern19

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    Oh please Brightside, I'm sure you've never in your indie life heard the name "kenny chesney"

    Its unavoidable.
     
  10. MoBalls

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    Jai Ho!
     
  11. Mr. Brightside

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    Sorry, but I live my life in a bubble.

    Similar to the Flaming Lips bubble, but a bit smaller.


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  12. Lynus302

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    Simple proof that, no matter what, you're always gonna pay for it.

    Aside: I took a girl once to see Clay Walker. But she gave head like she invented it, so all was well.
     
  13. Baqui99

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    Well, I was already up against some tough odds since the opening act, Sugarland, cancelled, but I can sum up the night with the following:

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  14. weslinder

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    I'm related to Clay Walker by divorce. (My sister's ex-husband and Clay Walker are cousins.) Using the "I know Clay Walker" card (barely true) was useful on a certain type of girl for a while.

    Back to Kenny Chesney: Has there ever been a worse artist that was this sought of concert draw? He's like an emasculated Jimmy Buffet.
     
  15. peleincubus

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    kenny chesney. i would have to like a girl a LOT to subject my self to that crap and also to pay that much to do it gosh
     
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  17. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    great success: kenny chesney threw him a free T shirt.
     
  18. Baqui99

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    Quick summary:

    - the show was disappointing; short sets and only one encore
    - lines at the women's restrooms were so long, chicks were going into the men's room and squatting in the urinals to piss in plain view of everyone, while dirty old men gawked.

    - after the show, I knocked it out once last night
    - knocked it out again this morning, except this time with no rubber
     
  19. Nook

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    We shall call you "Daddy" .....
     
  20. bigtexxx

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    Act like you've been there before, brah

    ....and no rubber? probably not your best idea
     

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