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So I went to a gay club last night...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mazyar, Feb 14, 2009.

  1. GuerillaBlack

    GuerillaBlack Member

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    Second date with the shemale that is.
     
  2. rezdawg

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    I LOL'ed through this thread.

    Okay, when a "girl" mentions twice that she has male parts...sorry, its a dude.

    Im going to go shower.
     
  3. YuTea

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    When are you gonna call her...i mean him back?
     
  4. Yonkers

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    The proper vernacular is 'shim'.
     
  5. gwatson86

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    This thread is full of awesome.

    It needs to be stickied, if mazyar and his "lady" friend haven't made things sticky already...
     
  6. ima_drummer2k

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    Or ma'lady.

    This thread is why I'll always love the Hangout. Guy gets drunk, ends up in a gay bar and unknowingly gets molested by a tranny, then announces it to the bbs. Seriously, you can't buy this kind of entertainment.
     
  7. YuTea

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    Or would it be 'herm' ??
     
  8. KingCheetah

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    Unknowingly ...? What, did the tranny have to teabag him before he would realize the truth ?
     
  9. moestavern19

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    Sometimes you can't see the truth until that truth is testicles slapping you in the face.
     
  10. platy

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    this thread is golden
     
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    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hFjrbmj0CUc&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hFjrbmj0CUc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

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  13. mazyar

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    I wish I had a follow up story.

    But I have moved back from San Jose to L.A. since then. I didn't give her a call back. For a girl she was not great looking anyway. I can prob. do better with a hotter "girl".

    I know it's sad that I perhaps felt up only an average looking shemale (perhaps).

    Again as far as I remember, everything looked and felt just normal.
     
  14. SwoLy-D

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    ^ :confused:

    To you gay dudes, it might seem normal. :eek:
     
  15. thewaterox

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    Does anyone have photos of the tall Blond that worked on BMWs in the movie with Tom Hanks - Bachelor Party? That scene where shim walks into the bath room is classic.
     
  16. droxford

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    Felt just like yours, eh?
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  17. Shaud

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    The more and more you type the more I think this story is made up.

    Especially wishing you had a follow up story.
     
  18. mazyar

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    No. I don't know why you would think that. I mean how would I come up with the details. And why would I make up such a story? Overall it's pretty simple: I went out looking for a good time, I saw a place that looked to be jumping. It just turned out that it was a gay joint that night. I met a girl over there who seemed normal to me until she mentioned about maybe being a guy. And now I'm not so sure what she was.
     
  19. SwoLy-D

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    :eek: FIXED. No need to thank me, sir.
     
  20. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    This thread is definitely a classic. I think guys need to lay off gayzar, er mayzar. He reminds me of this guy that used to work for my company until upper management basically forced his retirement. Why you ask?? Because he left his wife that he had 3 kids with to shack up with a post-op. And this post-op works for the company, too! A buddy of mine used to tell me that every morning the post-op would come in and brag about all the things she (or is that he?) would do to this dude. The conversation would always end with my buddy running out of the room with his hands in the air and around his ears, yelling "Enough, I don't want to hear anymore!"

    The op is like that dude (the guy who is retired, not my buddy) or the guy in the Crying Game - he just doesn't realize it yet.:p

    Seriously, reading stuff like this makes me glad that I am not in the dating scene anymore.
     

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