Not initially, though. I was at Kohl's yesterday with the wife. I was off by myself looking at clearance stuff, and I heard this old guy (mid 60's at least) just randomly talking to people. All of a sudden he comes up to me, and here's our conversation: Him: Oh heyyy, it's you again! Me (thinking I might know him): Oh hey, I thought I might have recognized you. Him: I saw you down at the Rv Show today, right? Me (confused...never been to an rv show): Yeah... Him (leaning in): You know, after the show, I went down to that p*rn shop on fourteenth street and got some toys. Me(Wtf?): Oh yeah? Him: Yeah, then I went down to that Asian masseuse shop and got a 20/20 (I have no idea what this is), it felt reeeaaallll good. Me(WTF?!?!?!): Nice! Him: Yeah. He said something else, that wasn't perverted right after because he must have seen my face contort in a disgusted way, and I let him finish that sentence, and was like, "Hey, I gotta go. I'll see ya later." I don't think I've ever felt so dirty. Lol. Am I a real life troll?
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/iXIg1yE8HmE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Was it Ed Bassmaster?
I wish it was Ed Bassmaster. He's awesome. This guy was old enough to be my grandfather. That's what made it weird. If I find it on the internet, I'll post it, and you guys can laugh at me.
