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  1. Scarface281

    Scarface281 Contributing Member

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    And I am scrolling through statuses as usual. One catches my eye because it is talking about lesbians and I don't recognize the name at all. So, I click the profile to see who it was and if I was going to delete that person. I see a photo of two girls and think to myself "well this must be the lesbians she was talking about. Your gf is cute, but you...not so much". Then I see a photo of the person with someone I've known since I was 6 (went to a small school in elementary/jr high where everyone knew everyone and their parents/siblings). So..how do you know Kelsey and I don't know you? I scrolled again and saw a photo of my old friend Mitch, who was in one of my friend groups back then. Fond memories playing Super Smash Bros and Halo and trying to be Tony Hawk or Rodney Mullen. I'm thinking.."you know Mitch too? We were good friends back in the day, so how do I not know you? And why do you have all of these photos of Mitch and you're not in any-----"

    Wait.....

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    The news you find on facebook. Life is a trip.
     
  2. tim562

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    Like "Woah"
     
  3. bobrek

    bobrek Person, woman, man, camera, TV
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    Kind of like when my wife went to her 25th high school reunion. Brandi won "most changed". Brandi used to be Tim.
     
  4. Scarface281

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    Yeah, now some of the random outbursts of tears back then make sense now.
     
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    I had to look up Rodney Mullen.
     
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    Joshfast "We're all gonna die" - Billy Sole
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    I didn't. Dude is a legend albeit you had to/ have to be a skateboarder to care I guess.
     
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    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Wait...thats the end of the story?? What about the lesbians, and Mitch?
     
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    You did understand, right? Sorry, can't tell if sarcasm on the interwebz.
     
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    Cool story, bra
     
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    At first I did not, but after reading your post I realized I must have missed something and I read a bit more closely.

    Pretty funny
     
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    Why didn't Mitch change her name?
     
  14. Scarface281

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    The name was changed to a girl's name, which is why I didn't recognize it.
     
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    Tl;Dr - Took the "M" out to Mitch and added a "B".
     
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    Mitch...noooooooo!!!!

    I went to a high school reunion and ran into an old buddy. We were friends in 9th grade but had already sorta drifted apart by senior year. He was very popular with the ladies in high school. We're catching up and talking about how he lived in Chicago for awhile but decided to move back home to the Twin Cities. He then tells me without missing a beat that he convinced his boyfriend to move back with him.

    I take a one second pause to absorb this and then I ask him when he decided to come out and he tells me that he came out in college.
     
  18. macalu

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    best reply in thread.
     
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    Dangit wrong thread
     

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