So I asked my professor how can I raise my grades

Shut up, LeBron.

 

Obviously, his account has been hacked. The post has been reported.

 

Let us know how good of a lube those hairgels are, GlenRice

 

That's psycho *****.

 

RIP Glen Rice...

 

Sigh. I wish my professor invited me over. He's so hot.

 

all chicks seem to find at least one of their professors hot. I wonder if its because they are actually hot, or because of the power and wealth (relative to broke ass college students) they hold.

Once I convinced a chick friend of mine that she wouldn't have found our prof hot if he wasn't prof. "Yes...but..but...but being a prof is part of why he's hot!" "Why is that?" I probed her, but she didnt seem to know why or couldn't admit it....

 

so did the thadeus

 

Don't forget to wear your mum's perfume.

 

Rocket River

 

Add gayzar in the mix and make it a threesome.

 

So, you blew him for the A?

 

Well done...Even if you didn't get the answer you were looking for.

 

That's because women don't know themselves and don't really know what they want.

 

Awesome.

 

We need an update...don't be Almu...