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So I asked a Rockets Power Dancer out

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  1. PhiSlammaJamma

    PhiSlammaJamma Member

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    Season 3: I married a Rockets Power Dancer
    Season 4: I divorced a Rockets Power Dancer
    Season 5: I am Broke
    Season 6: Why you don't take your shot.
    Season 7: I am now stalking my ex-power dancer wife.
    Season 8: I am now dating the Power Dancer's Daughter
    Season 9: I married the Power Dancer's Daughter.
    Season 10: I am Broke again.
     
    #41 PhiSlammaJamma, May 17, 2022
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    dang they look like they can kick my ass. Are they wnba players or power dancers, j/k j/k
     
    #42 VanityHalfBlack, May 17, 2022
  3. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    No, but I always got the vibe that she had a small crush on me.
     
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    If single I would. Any of them. Gotta love attractive mature women.
     
    #44 Slyonebluejay, May 17, 2022
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  5. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Bonus: if something is wrong with the food, they will definitely talk to the manager.
     
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    Always Sunny in FattyVille?
     
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    I'm in my 40's now..... I am not dating a woman in her 20's. It just isn't happening. As soon as they open their mouth and start talking it's over. I can feel my boner going away. Had an opportunity to pork a Colombian girl that was 22 in a three way and had to pass.
     
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    fatty might call you a f****** f** for this post.
     
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    the rule as i know it is that you take your age, divide in half and then add 7. dont date anyone younger than that, no exceptions.

    when i was 39 i dated a 25 year old so i was only a year off the above rule. it was cool till we hung out with her friends...then i felt like an old creep.
     
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    did you ever ask her why she was watching you that day?? sounds like a lifetime movie. kinda creepy! be careful X!
     
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  12. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    I have a few Lifetime Movie stories. Someday I'll tell the one about how the Tropicana girl who ****ed Donald Trump murdered my best friend.

    I've never asked her. I will if I get the chance.
     
    #52 Xerobull, May 17, 2022
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    marisa tomei is the exception to the rule. Sorry guys. shes fine, fine.
     
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  15. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    @Nook seems to have an infinitely more interesting life than FFB.
     
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  16. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    ....but do they like movies about gladiators?
     
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    You need to go back & read my stories...
     
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  18. PhiSlammaJamma

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    If there is an equation, then solve for XXX.
     
    #58 PhiSlammaJamma, May 17, 2022
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  19. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    I was 30 when I met my wife, who was 22. So it worked out. Don’t know if I’d do that math now, though.
     
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  20. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    I've read most if not all. Doesn't change my mind.
     
    #60 bobrek, May 17, 2022
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