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So I asked a Rockets Power Dancer out

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Roscoe Arbuckle, May 15, 2022.

  1. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    Zero idea how it will work out. She is so above my pay grade. She was a crush in High School. But you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

    Always try.
     
  2. Jontro

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    good luck breh. take pics pls
     
  3. Buck Turgidson

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    And?

    We need the rest of the story.
     
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  4. CrazyJoeDavola

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    The Rockets have a Power Dancer in her 50s?

    Yikes.............
     
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  5. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    There's a 50 year old power dancer???

    [​IMG]

    I've known a couple of Texans cheerleaders and at the end of the day, they're just regular people. In fact, they're hustlers so I tend to like them better than most people because they work hard.

    In fact, when I moved back to Houston in 2012, we got a rent house and while I was moving in, this young woman was standing outside watching us, not sure wtf why, it was a little late so she may have been giving me the stinkeye but I didn't really pay attention. I thought she was maybe 18, had no makeup on, nothing remarkable.

    A couple days later I saw her outside and introduced myself. Turned out that she was mid-20's, so a little older than I though. We got to be friends with her and her husband. My wife told me a few weeks later that she had been a Texans cheerleader a year before we moved in and had even made the Power Dancers squad but had to drop out because she blew out her hamstring (I think she was a little burned out too, it doesn't pay well). She was also a Panthers cheerleader.

    We're still friends with her. She's super small so I always joke that our closet under the stairs is her house.

    [​IMG]
     
  6. VanityHalfBlack

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    This is what I'm talkin about bro. Get that lick and hit it my man!
     
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  7. rocketsjudoka

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    Best of luck to you FFB. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
     
  8. rocketsjudoka

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    And there are still some great looking women in their 50's. [​IMG]
    She's 57.
     
  9. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    No doubt.

    But they aren't doing backflips at Rockets games 2-3 nights a week.
     
  10. CrazyJoeDavola

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    Maybe he meant Tundra Dancer? Is that act still around?
     
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  11. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS
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    The potential of this thread may actually turn our economy around.

    Invested.
     
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  12. Buck Turgidson

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    The best thing about blowing my knee out 20 years ago was the Rocket Power Dancer who was my physical therapist at TIRR. Never missed a session.
     
  13. jo mama

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    [​IMG]
     
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    I went to college with several of the Tundra Dancers. They were tuba players at Sam.

    FFB, I can hook you up if you want.
     
  15. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    If it doesn't work out is she free to go after your friends?
     
  16. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    My first thought: she's beautiful to someone.
     
  17. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Only ones Tilman can afford
     
  18. KingCheetah

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    From the 80s?
     
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  19. Astrodome

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    They are Clutch City Dancers now.

    I was urbanized by a RPD a decade ago.
     
  20. peleincubus

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    You should let your ex know that you asked a dancer out
     

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