I have a question, yo... Are there snakes ON the plane, or IN the plane...?!? If they are ON the plane, then WTF so much hub-bub? Just take off, pilot!
Hmmmm... I hear you, but I don't think "on a plane" is technically wrong. Take these examples: "Hey, are you aloud to use a cell phone on a plane?" "I'm never able to sleep on a plane." "Did you get any work done on the plane?" In each case, "on" feels more natural, and "in" is a little awkward.
Nicely phrased, Rasselas. Nicely phrased. A touché is on its way to you, my man. We could have tried "Snakes IN THE Plane!"... but, nah, it sounds more like what Tatu would say to the Fantasy Island boss... never mind. And it's "allowed", not "aloud" to use the phone, freaker!
There are days when I like the internet and days when I LOVE the internet. Love most definitely applies in this case. Snakes on a mother****ing plane!!!
I still am amused how they are somehow going to throw this line in: "We've got to get these mother fu$kin' snakes off this mother fu$kin' plane!!!"
just a heads up... ... saw that there's going to be a blurb or two about "snakes on a plane" underground popularity on fox 26 sometime between the usual 9 and 10.
I was JUST taking a piss like 5 minutes ago and saw "SNAKES ON A PLANE" as one of the cover stories on the Entertainment magazine sitting in the bathroom. This is just another sign that the snakes are indeed on their way...
Um.. when my son does "number 2" he calls it "snakes." So... this post of yours has strange double meanings for me.
Just when I was convinced that nothing original would ever come out of Hollywood again, my faith in the entertainment empire of the west coast has been restored. I'll go see it just to support something original that isn't just another remake of a movie that premiered when I was in grade school or a movie about a TV show I watched in grade school. OK, I'll go see a Dallas movie if Jessica Simpson is shown butt naked getting out of a swiming pool at South Fork. Full frontal nudity is always a plus.
More gore, nudity and profanity! I'M THERE!! link 'Snakes on a Plane' sssssssays it all By Susan Wloszczyna, USA TODAY There are snakes, 500 or so, from 5-inch vipers to a 20-foot python. There is a plane, a 747 going from Honolulu to L.A. with a witness who will testify against a mobster. But don't let the title Snakes on a Plane, as bluntly descriptive and irresistably trashy as a Cosmo come-on, overshadow who really is propelling this venomous vessel. The most valuable carry-on in the Aug. 18 thriller, a pre-release sensation thanks to Internet connoisseurs of junk-food cinema, is Shaft himself. The one and only Coach Carter. That holy terror of Pulp Fiction— Samuel L. Jackson. What other summer star has the right cool insouciance and simmering rage to make this creepy-crawler worth its weight in reptile carnage? "The fans are going to love seeing Sam in this role," says Snakes director David R. Ellis of his human lead. He also has been a hero offscreen, deflecting any suggestion to switch the stupidly smart title to a generic disaster like Pacific Flight 121. "The title was what got my attention," says Jackson, who plays the FBI agent protecting the witness. "I got on the set one day and heard they changed it, and I said, 'What are you doing here? It's not Gone with the Wind. It's not On the Waterfront. It's Snakes on a Plane!' They were afraid it gave too much away, and I said, "That's exactly what you should do. When audiences hear it, they say, 'We are there!' " Jackson, in his first interview since the Snakes craze went national, has tracked activity on such sites as Snakes on a Blog — the homemade trailers, the suggested soundtrack tunes, the gently mocking T-shirts. Most intriguing, however, have been the fake movie posters. "It's interesting how they perceive you as an actor," Jackson says. "A whole faction thinks that I'm a bad (guy). I just happen to be in those kinds of films. I like to do sensitive movies, but they ignore those." Additional scenes were shot in March with more gore, nudity and profanity so the PG-13 rating would become an R, the better to satisfy fan expectations. Best of all, Jackson gets to say his trademark obscenity in the new line: "I'm tired of these (bleeper-bleeping) snakes on this (bleeper-bleeping) plane." No surprise that this tough bleeper isn't afraid of snakes. "I grew up in the country. If we saw a snake, the snake was in more trouble than we were." Nor do planes rattle him. "I fly way too much to be afraid. I plug in my iPod and fall asleep. My wife is a white-knuckle flier. She will shake me and say, 'Oh, the plane is having turbulence.' I tell her, 'Wake me up when we crash.' "
Wait a second. Nudity? It's on a freaking plane. How much nudity can there possibly be? I mean you can only have a couple, having sex in the bathroom, get attacked by snakes so many times.
The premise is that mafia members have smuggled hundreds of snakes onto a plane in the hopes they will kill off a witness being guarded by bad ass FBI agent Samule L. I'm guessing that we can all suspend disbelief on the amount of nudity on a commercial flight if we can believe that story.
Very easily...I just read about this in Entertainment Weekly. Apparently a couple is going to attempt to join the Mile High Club in the bathroom. Enough said.
Guy: Oh yeah, baby, you know what I like... Girl: mmmmm...Yeah...Oooh! Wow, I never realized it was so big... Guy: What are you talking about? I haven't even taken off my pants yet...
