The sequel is already being developed I heard... Snakes on a Plane 2 : Snakes on a Point outside the Plane. At a recent advanced screening of the movie... paramedics had to be brought in to revive Kelly Jacobs, a 19 year old college freshman who could not handle the thought of snakes existing on a point outside of the plane. You've been warned.
is it bad that my mind totally went another direction on what the definition of "snakes on a plane" would be at urbandictionary.com?
Did you look at the cast list? Samuel L. Jackson Christina Ricci (as the nymphomaniac, I'm sure.) Justin Timberlake
I saw that and literally thought that it was a fake webpage. I went to IMDB, searched for Samuel L Jackson just to confirm that it was real. AND ITS LABELED AS A DRAMA/ROMANCE!!! Unbelievable.
I love that this name turned into a phrase meaning "**** happens." "Snakes on a plane, man. Snakes on a plane." LOL!!!
Not to mention the spinoff: Vectors on a Plane. Which, oddly enough, still has a lot of snakes in it but this time they are attacking Stephen Hawking.
SO MANY SEQUELS!!! ITS SCARY Snakes On A Plane 2 : Planes on a Snake Year 2060. The US Army now uses giant snakes as army bases. The biggest snake-base, Sssrah!, is being attacked by giant bees. It's the 5 snake's best pilots job to go out and defend the snake from the bees in their supersonic snake venom powered jet. Snakes on A Plane 3 : Plakes on a Snane A non-sensical charming romp through the coma induced dreams of a 12 year old r****ded boy. It could have a shocking twist towards the end revealing that the boy became r****ded after watching Snakes on a Plane and it's sequels. And he's in a coma because he got hit by a truck... full of snakes... Snakes On A Plane 4: Snakes on a Plain Like the award-winning kevin bacon film, "tremors." but more snakes. Snakes On A Plane 5:Snakes Plain People all over the world begin ordering the Snake Sandwich, *WITHOUT ONIONS!* (Queue the dissonate cello) Sparks fly with William Peterson and David Caruso starring as a team of forensic investigators trying to smell out the cause of this baffling mystery. Snakes on a Plane 6: Snakes with Planes Evil Pentagon scientists develop brain wave operated fighter planes, which fall into the hands of super-intelligent laboratory snakes, (whose genes have been spliced.) Revenge is on their reptillian brains for what happened in "Snakes on a Plane 5: Snakes Plain" For the first time in history snakes can work the throttle, control stick, rudder pedals and missile fire control systems simultaneously. Snakes on a Plane 7 : Snakes gone Wild! Snoop Dogg and his crew go to a wild party and encounter all sorts of wild party snakes willing to bear it all for the cameras. LOL I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THESE WHEN I READ THEM. There are like 30 more Here, http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/board/nest/27261118
LOL - nice find, moes I think "Snakes on a plane" will do for planes what Jaws did for the sea, except that there are sharks, not snakes, and there are planes, not beaches, and the name is different, and the main actor is not a white man in shades, and the main animal is not one shark, but MANY snakes. Ummm... yeahhh, it will do the same thing. What about a PhotoShopper's dream for all these sequels a'la AvP (Alien versus Predator) ?
As a testament to how ****ing bored I am... Here is my own addition to the Snakes on a Plane sequel craze. Working Title : Snakes On a Plane 317 : A Time to Kill Fugitive Negotiating Snakes from Brokeback Mountain on Father's Day Plot Outline Samuel L Jackson plays Carl Lee Bailey, a humble black yard worker who takes the law into his own hands when two rednecks (Jeff Foxworthy and David Spade) brutally rape and beat his Jack Russell Terrier Skip on an airplane. Carl Lee is arrested immediatley after the plane is safely landed by Chuck Norris (no thanks to an irate Jodie Foster, who keeps babbling about missing her daughter until Chuck roundhouse kicks her in the ovaries while simultenously killing two terrorists with his mind.) Keanu Reeves plays Lionel Hutz, an attorney with a heart of gold who has is assigned to defend Carl Lee by his new boss, Satan. Keanu finds it hard to identify with the meek Carl Lee, especially when Carl pretends to be a schizophrenic who when provoked turns into "Roy" who has a penchant for violence and outsmarting his new lawyer, a gerbil that ironically looks like Richard Gere, who foolishly put Carl Lee on the stand. When cross examined Carl Lee notoriously exclaims "YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL." after being asked by the DA if Britney Spears and Kevin Federline should be killed. The movie grows climatic as Carl Lee escapes prison only to be set up by the government to take the rap for murdering his good friend that one dude who plays Brass on CSI. Kevin Spacey is brought in on a snake-free plane from K-Pax to help talk Carl Lee out of killing everyone in his path. The plot thickens as Carl Lee is rescued by Michaelangelo from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who thought he was hijacking a Papa Johns after searching all night for one with an asian and an indian. Carl Lee loses a hand in the process, but along with Michaelangelo, escape to the mountains of Colorado where they then have to learn how to deal with their feelings for each other, that and obsessed US Marshall Samuel Gerard who will stop at nothing to apprehend Carl Lee. The movie eggs on into the 7th hour with Carl Lee killing Michaelangelo in a fit of rage after he catches him in bed with Jason Alexander and former New York Giants Quarterback Phil Simms. Carl Lee is sentenced to 10 hours of community service and also has to pay back child support on a kid he doesn't even think is his (Kenan Thompson.) Hilarity ensues when he ends up meeting two other would-be dads played by Robin Williams and Billy Crystal who are on the same plane flying to find out who's son it really is. There is only one problem... the plane contains a multitude of deadly... snakes.
What talent? SLJ is one of the most overrated actors in Hollywood. He has the exact same inflection in his voice from "Coming to America" to "Shaft". He's so one dimensional its not even funny. [edit] but the dude was pretty good in pulp fiction....
yeah... it is pretty funny. saw that it's been around for a little while though. guess i'm getting behind on my lingo or something. i'm suprised that i haven't seen any t-shirts for it yet. i'm not sure how people figure that slj doesn't have "range". star wars, a time to kill, snakes on a plane, long kiss goodnight... etc. however the mad tv skit about him and ashley judd about his lack of range was funny as hell.
