John: So, George, when are you going to introduce the GST to the USA? -------------------------------------------- John: I got the stuff....do you have the money..? George: I sure do. Now let's shake hands, smile at the cameras and make this quick.
John- "George, The president of Indonesia is wearing the *exact* same outfit as we are...I am *so mortified*...we have to go back to our hotel now!"
George: "President of Indonesia? You mean I have to learn another name now. Can't they stop making all these new countries already."