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Smeggy's Last Episode

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, Aug 26, 2001.

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  1. Achebe

    Achebe Member

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    The only thing about the moniker 'The Cat Smeg' is that it binds the monikers of the two extremes on the bbs. The Cat is just damn annoying (all my love though The Cat) and Smeg is just damn funny. This would be too much of a punishment on my behalf, and I friggin' won the bet.

    Why not give a salutation to our newest rocket and yet disgust everyone else?

    SmeggyRice? It's not how I do my risotto, but what do I know.
     
  2. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    Yeah,

    But The Cat Smeg would win a poll based on that Red Dwarf Profile, the preference for SmeggySmeg to use "Smeg" as a noun, and the fact SmeggySmeg himself is the biggest defender of The Cat (the player).

    This is it, achebe. Mobley is The Cat. The poster "The Cat" is merely a side consequence that makes it somewhat less Smeggy, which is his punishment...no??!!

    Anyhow, that's my pick. I'm out.
     
  3. RocketsPimp

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    What about these...

    Smeggy Binks
    Nipsy Smeg
    Camel Toe Smeg - my fav
    Scranus Smeg
    GettinSmeggy
    SmeggyPoo

    OK, now I feel as weird as you guys.
     
  4. Coach AI

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    All this thread does is make me wish there were more Red Dwarf books. :)
     
  5. oeilpere

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    “ SMEGMA SPONGIOSUM”


    Definition: smegma ( pro: smeg’mah) noun – the secretion of sebaceous glands especially the cheesy secretion consisting principally of desquamated epithelial cells, found chiefly beneath the foreskin (prepuce) of the male genitalia. Adjective: smegmatic

    Definition: spongiosum (pro: sponj’ ee’ o’sum) noun – well demarcated “(corpus) spongiosum” is a column of erectile tissue, that when flushed with circulatory blood forms the urethral surface distinct by it’s softness in spite of penile rigidity. Adjective: spongy-like.



    Dang, that is an exact description of Smeg if I ever saw one!!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. BobFinn*

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    I will throw my suggestion in the box:

    <b>Fawstagems</b>:)
     
  7. rimbaud

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    How about Smegsnamechangeisabigboreandwasteoftime?

    Catchy, isn't it?

    Or,

    Dr. Smegstus
    SmegTheOneLeggedWonder
    Smegetable
    SmegSmudge
    The Prisoner
    Smegstairs, Smeggystairs

    Damn...I hate myself now.
     

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