SMEG Footy league Draft Thread

I'd worry about taking him due to what other players will try to do to him. He may not live past the first Dallas game.

 

Here's a joke while Cat makes up his mind:


A farmer in Florida had owned a large farm for several years with a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; there were picnic tables, horseshoe pits, etc., great for a nice cool dip.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he got closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond naked. I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every time.

 

but Behad doesn't have an alligator

 

Yes and no. It's easy to make a simple barrel smoker with a 55 gallon drum (what do you call a 55 gallon drum in liters?), but they won't last more than a couple of years. You can build a good one if you have access to a welding machine and stainless steel, but that would be very expensive.

I would just stick to buying a well made brand like New Braunsfels or Smokemasters.

 

but can you get them downunder??

 

Don't know, I'm not down there.

I know, a smart ass comment.

Let's search the net awhile. What else do I have to do? My job? Yeah, right....

 

Don't search the net too long! You might miss the third morning donut run!!

 

does the brick have some spare time, i think i should let him draft for me

 

Did y'all hear about the teacher who was detained at the airport trying to take a compass, a protractor, and a calculator on board a plane?

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He was arrested for smuggling weapons of math instruction!

 

The brick ate my donuts!

Hey, for my birthday, I got a T-shirt with Homer laying on the couch in his underwear, chips and beer cans all around, holding a dount. The caption reads

IT'S ALL GOOD!


That one hit too close to home.

 

that joke has had a thread of it's already, thanks to me

Cat - hurry up I am being called to bed

 

Another job the brick can do better.

 

of course, the brick is nowhere as fast as me

 

I'd have kept that to myself...I'm sure Mrs. Smeg wishes you had!

 

stephen davis

 

bye now

 

Okay, I pick Peerless Price