Slim Thug recruiting Howard on Twitter (Hilarious)

Thank you for this thread. Slim Thug's tweets are funny and all but I don't think they belong in the Dwight Meeting Update thread...

 

It would be nice if you were to put the tweets up.

 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Yooo <a href="https://twitter.com/DwightHoward">@DwightHoward</a> what uppp gone come down to Houston G we got ya u already know Kobe gone act like a girl and blame u all season</p>&mdash; slim thug (@slimthugga) <a href="https://twitter.com/slimthugga/statuses/351791559232077824">July 1, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>We real out here u can buy a big ass crib for cheap ill throw u a few assist on hoes make your next move your best move G <a href="https://twitter.com/DwightHoward">@DwightHoward</a></p>&mdash; slim thug (@slimthugga) <a href="https://twitter.com/slimthugga/statuses/351791910995771392">July 1, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Have u ever been to <a href="https://twitter.com/dreamshouston">@dreamshouston</a> or V-Live <a href="https://twitter.com/DwightHoward">@DwightHoward</a> ??? LA ain't got strippers like we do</p>&mdash; slim thug (@slimthugga) <a href="https://twitter.com/slimthugga/statuses/351794472050376704">July 1, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>We both got babymamas <a href="https://twitter.com/DwightHoward">@DwightHoward</a> do u know that they only get 20% in Houston it's wayyyy worst in LA</p>&mdash; slim thug (@slimthugga) <a href="https://twitter.com/slimthugga/statuses/351794790419021824">July 1, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>A bottle of rosé in a Houston club is $250 max in LA $1000 befo taxes and gratuity <a href="https://twitter.com/DwightHoward">@DwightHoward</a></p>&mdash; slim thug (@slimthugga) <a href="https://twitter.com/slimthugga/statuses/351795570693767169">July 1, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>The galleria mall is a fool kid every store in one spot stay crawling with Bad b****es <a href="https://twitter.com/DwightHoward">@DwightHoward</a></p>&mdash; slim thug (@slimthugga) <a href="https://twitter.com/slimthugga/statuses/351795854681718784">July 1, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Yo <a href="https://twitter.com/DwightHoward">@DwightHoward</a> meet <a href="https://twitter.com/IAmMaliahMichel">@IAmMaliahMichel</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/MercedesMorr">@MercedesMorr</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/miraclewatts00">@miraclewatts00</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/Lira_Galore">@Lira_Galore</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/IAmTresureP">@IAmTresureP</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/MisMODELKIKI">@MisMODELKIKI</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/victoriarrrose">@victoriarrrose</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/MAC_BXTCH">@MAC_BXTCH</a></p>&mdash; slim thug (@slimthugga) <a href="https://twitter.com/slimthugga/statuses/351797912298205184">July 1, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>A <a href="https://twitter.com/DwightHoward">@DwightHoward</a> dat boy <a href="https://twitter.com/JHarden13">@JHarden13</a> out here living like a king</p>&mdash; slim thug (@slimthugga) <a href="https://twitter.com/slimthugga/statuses/351798857228763137">July 1, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>And <a href="https://twitter.com/DwightHoward">@DwightHoward</a> we got the Texans so not too much pressure on winning a ring this year we got time to grow u kno LA gone hate tho</p>&mdash; slim thug (@slimthugga) <a href="https://twitter.com/slimthugga/statuses/351799391088160768">July 1, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>And u can talk on the phone and text while u drive down here <a href="https://twitter.com/DwightHoward">@DwightHoward</a></p>&mdash; slim thug (@slimthugga) <a href="https://twitter.com/slimthugga/statuses/351803325311754241">July 1, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>U too tall to be in Dallas with <a href="https://twitter.com/DorroughMusic">@DorroughMusic</a> doing the dougie <a href="https://twitter.com/DwightHoward">@DwightHoward</a> gnrr</p>&mdash; slim thug (@slimthugga) <a href="https://twitter.com/slimthugga/statuses/351804545082470401">July 1, 2013</a></blockquote>
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slim thug trying his hardest to sound like an idiot? O wait he is

 

Slim Thug is funny.

But is looking like a fool right now.

 

Slim has a good point about the Texans. Dwight we have a football team here and they are contenders! Come and enjoy the Texans games! Any chance we can get the Texans to give free season tickets for D12? HAH!

It would be pretty sweet to have two pro teams in the city who are contenders in their respective leagues!

 

brb

heading to Dreams Houston for dat ass

 

lmfao. This might be all the recruitment we need.

 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Straight up! RT <a href="https://twitter.com/slimthugga">@slimthugga</a>: And <a href="https://twitter.com/DwightHoward">@DwightHoward</a> we got the Texans so not too much pressure on (cont) <a href="http://t.co/0Wk8O1wQJv">http://t.co/0Wk8O1wQJv</a></p>&mdash; Duane Brown (@DuaneBrown76) <a href="https://twitter.com/DuaneBrown76/statuses/351800446379237380">July 1, 2013</a></blockquote>
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lmao i was hoping someone would make a thread for his tweets. too many to dig through

 

Lmfao this is Epic. Specially that baby moma part.

 

epic thread is epic.

 

slim thug is a lame lol. i remember him hating on Lin and Harden on twitter a while back, had me thinking if he was actually a rockets fan.

 

hahahahahahahahahahahahah, friggin slim tryin to pull dwight in with hoes.....im sure he got that on lock just bein a celeb.

 

Like a boss

 

Maintaining an image that has made you rich and famous is hardly foolish.

This is all in good fun. Great tweets. If it seems childish to you, it's because it is and you need to try taking it easy for a while.

 

Look in the mirror.

 

ok I just did

now what