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Slight girl problem

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rudager, Dec 17, 2003.

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  1. moestavern19

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    Rectum? Damn Near KILLED EM.
     
    #21 moestavern19, Dec 17, 2003
  2. Mulder

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    Treat her like a lot of my favorite places:

    Liquor in the front and Poker in the rear.
     
    #22 Mulder, Dec 17, 2003
  3. Mulder

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    The afterward you can sing this little limrick:

    I offered my honor
    and she honored my offer
    and so all night long
    I was on her and off her.
     
    #23 Mulder, Dec 17, 2003
  4. RIET

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    How long have you known Codell's mother in law?
     
    #24 RIET, Dec 17, 2003
  5. rudager

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    But she's been the physical aggressor...and she's not a nympho or anything--she's very reserved.

    Anyway, I'll have to confront her. Ugh.

    Thanks all.



    I'm not into the pooper, by the way.
     
    #25 rudager, Dec 17, 2003
  6. rockets-#1

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    I must say, that is great advice!

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's great stuff!
     
    #26 rockets-#1, Dec 17, 2003
  7. benchmoochie

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    Keep it to booty call.
     
    #27 benchmoochie, Dec 18, 2003
  8. SmeggySmeg

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    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    RIET with lowblow mode on
     
    #28 SmeggySmeg, Dec 18, 2003
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