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[Skidmarks] sex before 9.30pm?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by TWS1986, Oct 26, 2020.

  1. boomboom

    boomboom Contributing Member

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    Tangent alert...thread about to slip into "thicc chix pix" mode.
     
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  2. KingCheetah

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    Kutie Karen Kut.
     
  3. Nook

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    I love her legs. Those are like a 9.5/10.

    On a side note, if you notice **** skid marks on your bed after sex, get a bidet.
     
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    Google Image Search is a mixed bag - Nadia Bokody

    Rocket River
     
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  5. KingCheetah

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    Yuck this woman is a husky trap -- all her pictures are weird angles, poses and heavy make-up to hide her big bones -- swipe left.
     
  6. donkeypunch

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  7. Nook

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    No I would destroy that....... with Zeus' thunderbolt I would make her sore and jelly.
     
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  9. donkeypunch

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    I like a little meat on the bone, like a good beef rib... I just cant handle a whole tomahawk steak most times. It seems like a good idea at the time and then it just becomes too much and too much work/effort to finish when I really dont want to.

    Plus I dont want to die by Snu Snu just yet.
     
  10. TWS1986

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    Same. My wife is just the round amount of thicc. :rolleyes:
     
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  11. Xerobull

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    Two-face.
     
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    First off just wipe your ass well and it won’t be a problem, I’m talking to the squatters. Stand n wipe 4 lyfe.

    Second if I’m going on a date I **** before I shower and don’t **** again till the next morning, always with the door open to assert my dominance over my homestead.

    Third if I’m in a relationship and the girl is staying over for days at a time that’s when I require daily maintenance and cavity cleaning unless it’s pre morning dump-out hangover side banging.
     
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    Bottom half shower takes less than 2 minutes. I do this most of the time after sex to get the copious amount of girl jizz off my balls. Can’t stand the crunchy sack.
     
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  14. Nook

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    I am 6’6” and about 275 lbs with huge hands and long arms (6’10” wingspan) so I’m good with a girl like that. My wife is 5’0” ..... so my perspective is different than most. Other than an absolute fatty I can handle most women in that way.... just don’t ask me to hit it from the back without a step ladder.
     
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    Holy **** Nook. You're a tank! Man. I'm a tank in the wrong directions lol.
     
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    or wipe. Even once.
     
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  18. LosPollosHermanos

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    I hate articles like this, it’s mostly anecdotal and takes something most people do to turn it around on men. Most guys shower regularly and clean imo, obviously if he doesn’t then ditch his ass. Female hygiene is a big issue because of things like BV, yeast infections and an ideal pH. BOTH individuals should practice proper hygiene...and not because you’re having sex but because you’re civilized adults.

    another attention , anti man article when in reality both sexes need to be blamed and held accountable. It isn’t a “she” or “he” thing
     
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  19. Jontro

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    yup. still would.
     
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  20. TWS1986

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    You motor boatin' SONOFABITCH!
     
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