1. Welcome! Please take a few seconds to create your free account to post threads, make some friends, remove a few ads while surfing and much more. ClutchFans has been bringing fans together to talk Houston Sports since 1996. Join us!

[Skidmarks] sex before 9.30pm?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by TWS1986, Oct 26, 2020.

  1. TWS1986

    TWS1986 SPX '05
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    May 11, 2020
    Messages:
    1,889
    Likes Received:
    2,072
    FrontRunner likes this.
  2. Jontro

    Jontro Member

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2010
    Messages:
    27,654
    Likes Received:
    9,765
    not jontro.

    i clean before and after fap. it's like i was never even there
     
  3. TWS1986

    TWS1986 SPX '05
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    May 11, 2020
    Messages:
    1,889
    Likes Received:
    2,072
    You're a good man. No matter what they say.
     
    Andre0087 and Jontro like this.
  4. Xerobull

    Xerobull Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2003
    Messages:
    18,590
    Likes Received:
    8,259
    I see. Author is at that 'empowerment' stage and got her first short haircut.

    [​IMG]

    It will grow out and she will learn to 'enjoy' a man's musk.

    Then she will cut it in her 40s in her inevitable transition to a Karen.
     
  5. donkeypunch

    donkeypunch Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Dec 8, 2013
    Messages:
    15,895
    Likes Received:
    16,022
    Wrong. It seems to me the author has smelled a smelly taint or two and has decided to out the culprit that didnt wash his poking stick before secksy time. I mean just look at this brute of a dude. Hes probably got a huge, smelly penis.

    [​IMG]
     
    STR8Thugg, RustyHarden and Xerobull like this.
  6. boomboom

    boomboom Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Sep 29, 1999
    Messages:
    8,894
    Likes Received:
    2,432
    She's moving to Portland and buying a Subaru.


    (before you get all pc on me...my wife works for a Subaru dealership in the Portland area...the stereotype is real! Yes it's real...Subarus are underpowered!)
     
  7. Buck Turgidson

    Buck Turgidson Mineshaft Enthusiast

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 2002
    Messages:
    53,418
    Likes Received:
    38,397
    Yes, everyone, male and female, should clean their junk before sexytime. No idea why this is controversial.
     
    King1, STR8Thugg, seclusion and 11 others like this.
  8. Sajan

    Sajan Member

    Joined:
    Apr 18, 2009
    Messages:
    5,947
    Likes Received:
    3,361
    This.

    What's so hard about a quick shower?
     
    boomboom likes this.
  9. Yung-T

    Yung-T Member

    Joined:
    Apr 16, 2009
    Messages:
    22,993
    Likes Received:
    5,124
    King1, Joshfast, STR8Thugg and 6 others like this.
  10. TWS1986

    TWS1986 SPX '05
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    May 11, 2020
    Messages:
    1,889
    Likes Received:
    2,072
    STR8Thugg and Xerobull like this.
  11. Xerobull

    Xerobull Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2003
    Messages:
    18,590
    Likes Received:
    8,259
  12. ThatBoyNick

    ThatBoyNick Member

    Joined:
    Dec 8, 2011
    Messages:
    16,217
    Likes Received:
    15,598
    We should just keep our **** clean in general. Like...When is the acceptable time to have **** smeared on your ass outside of the toilet?

    Wet wipes, bidets, and after **** showers need to be the norm for everybody.

    It's 2020 folks, people are eating ass these days, do we want to start another pandemic??
     
  13. Andre0087

    Andre0087 Member

    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    4,096
    Likes Received:
    5,435
    STR8Thugg likes this.
  14. RudyTBag

    RudyTBag Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2006
    Messages:
    24,911
    Likes Received:
    12,958
    Good luck getting stinky Americans to use bidets...
     
    STR8Thugg and TWS1986 like this.
  15. Xerobull

    Xerobull Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2003
    Messages:
    18,590
    Likes Received:
    8,259

    ...lol


    She's sort of a two-face. One pic she looks 20, the next, 50. Pick a look, sexpert!
     
    STR8Thugg and Nook like this.
  16. Invisible Fan

    Invisible Fan Insider Newsletter™ 2X Diamond Member

    Joined:
    Dec 5, 2001
    Messages:
    33,357
    Likes Received:
    13,873
    Werecougar? Changes age with a certain moonlight...
     
    snowconeman22, Nook and TWS1986 like this.
  17. ThatBoyNick

    ThatBoyNick Member

    Joined:
    Dec 8, 2011
    Messages:
    16,217
    Likes Received:
    15,598
    Karen cut and dumb face she's making aside, I'd smash.

    Blond hair with black/dark brown eyebrows always looks weird as hell though.
     
    Rocket River and TWS1986 like this.
  18. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2002
    Messages:
    43,412
    Likes Received:
    25,421
    Thicc
     
    STR8Thugg, Nook and Xerobull like this.
  19. donkeypunch

    donkeypunch Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Dec 8, 2013
    Messages:
    15,895
    Likes Received:
    16,022
    Aint nothing wrong with being into thicc dudes man. Its 2020 and everything is becoming more progressive and Im glad you can admit your interests.
     
    King1 and STR8Thugg like this.
  20. TWS1986

    TWS1986 SPX '05
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    May 11, 2020
    Messages:
    1,889
    Likes Received:
    2,072
    She is most definitely thicc. :confused:
     
    Rocket River, Nook and Sajan like this.

Share This Page

  • About ClutchFans

    Since 1996, ClutchFans has been loud and proud covering the Houston Rockets, helping set an industry standard for team fan sites. The forums have been a home for Houston sports fans as well as basketball fanatics around the globe.

  • Support ClutchFans!

    If you find that ClutchFans is a valuable resource for you, please consider becoming a Supporting Member. Supporting Members can upload photos and attachments directly to their posts, customize their user title and more. Gold Supporters see zero ads!


    Upgrade Now