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Sit or stand?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Franchise3, Feb 8, 2006.

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Sit or stand?

  1. Sit

    78 vote(s)
    62.4%
  2. Stand

    47 vote(s)
    37.6%
  1. TMac640

    TMac640 Contributing Member

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    nah man, ya gotta understand the true art of DEEZ NUTZ.

    ya can't just insert it with anything.

    sincerely,

    -DEEZ NUTZ
     
  2. FrontRowJoe

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    What, you mean you don't know how to use the three sea shells?

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  3. TMac640

    TMac640 Contributing Member

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    that's a pretty nice ****ing toilet.
     
  4. HaYnBoi

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    Do you guys ever get the perfect ones? I guess the best way to describe it is when it comes nice and solid, leaves no residue and really no need to wipe.
     
  5. TMac640

    TMac640 Contributing Member

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    yep.

    although i usually do a "is the coast clear?" type wipe to make sure.
     
  6. Two Sandwiches

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    No. I have long legs/ am 6'2".
     
  7. SwoLy-D

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    I've often wondered... how do BLIND people know they've completely wiped clean? I mean, you guys (and gal) DO check the TP to make sure there ain't no more residue, right?

    So, I was thinking... do Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles and DareDevil (the only blind superhero I know of) wipe their booty completely clean? Enough said... :confused:
     
  8. Two Sandwiches

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    Why do you think Stevie Wonder makes that funny face when he sings....?
     
  9. Invisible Fan

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    By touching the tp? Guess what's braille for, oh ****?
     
  10. TMac640

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    blind people are funny.
     
  11. AntiSonic

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    Daredevil's other senses are enhanced, so he probably has a few ways to know.
     
  12. Invisible Fan

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    Daredevil smells a thousand ****s in a public restroom.
     
  13. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    OMG, I think the world is coming to an end because I have wondered the same thing - so much that I have asked a couple of trusted co-workers about it. They seem to think that Stevie and Ray (which I think he is dead now, but anyway when he was alive) have or had valets whose sole purpose in life was to wipe their asses.

    As for me, I can't vote because there is no "none" option as I always have perfect dumps.

    Actually, that is not true but I wanted to work the phrase "perfect dump" into at least one thread this week...mission accomplished
     
  14. rockets-#1

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    Standing is for little kids. Seriously.




    Wow. All classic. lol
     

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