I know; sad, isn't it? I've actually gotten where I don't mind harmless guy behavior and discussions, and can even see the fun in it. (unless it involves hot chicks or something) This is why my guy friends are so comfortable with me. It's also why they'll never see me like they see other females. The upside is at least I get to hang out with guys one way or another.
You don't like the hot chicks threads? You should start a sexy dudes thread to share in the experience, like outlaw did.
That was the best thread of all time. As for the butt-wiping, definitely sitting down. I don't see how you can do it from the back and get it 100% clean. For a proper wipe, you have to spread the cheeks as far apart as possible (with help from the seat) and reach in from the front. Fold the toilet paper over into 3 or 4 layers and poke up into the bunghole with a finger and do a little wiping motion. Repeat until the paper comes out clean. A clean colon is a great gift. Those of you who just crumple the paper up into a ball and wipe up and down moving your whole hand must have stinky dirty poop chutes.
I've seen guys at work bypass the sink when finished. I'm just glad none of them are the types that walk up and go, "HIGH FIVE!!!".
Why do you (and others) seem to think that going in from the front will result in pooey hands? That has never ever happened to me in all my years of wiping. But regardless, people who don't wash up good after using the bathroom (for both urination and defecation) should be strung up.
I just don't understand how going from the front is possible. Maybe I have too much equipment to even consider attempting that. (cue KingCheetah's UNLIKELY image)
Anybody see that "Dirty Jobs" episode where the host worked for a cleaning company that got called to scrub down a basement after the toilet exploded cause all the s**t from the neighbors houses on that street backed up into their system. The whole damn basement was literally covered in s**t. That was probably the nastiest thing I've ever seen. If they did manage to completely clean that mess up, I'd still have to move.
Whether sitting or standing, it's important to pee on the toilet paper to make sure no one else uses it.
Whoa, easy there, cowboy... Just do the forwards and backwards way while sitting. It cleans ME booty nicely... arrrrrrr... I have noticed that the booty, however, gets used to one way or the other. While younger, I did standing, but since I've lived with my own family, I started doing sitting and now my booty "hates" the standing... I don't know why... No, TMac640, I don't wipe DEEZ NUTZ standing OR sitting...
