the first time i saw that in japan, i had no clue what the hell that was.. and then when someone told me, it completely grossed me out.. i would sooner crap in my pants than do that.. japan is weird.. they have fancy toilets which can wash your ass.. and then they have these holes in the ground..
did bigtexxx just make a self-deprecating joke? now i've seen everything. and i already thought of the pun for that first sentence so nobody try it.
you need to add the option of selecting both I know a dude who says he wipes from the front. He must have really sh***y balls.
so i happened to take a big **** this morning and this thread crossed my mind. i decided to give the "standing up" method a try. i have one question. how in the holy hell can you guys do it? as i stood up, i could feel some turd squeeze between my buttocks. the warm and smushy feeling wasn't very refreshing. screw that. never again.
How the hell can you do it standing up? All you do is scoot up a little and you have easy access sitting down.
I guess this explains why some people have streaks up the back of their underwear (I think I saw a sample on Sex in the City). Chalk me up for not understanding the wiping from behind method. I find my cheeks are nicely spread apart when sitting - makes for easy access. If the people who are standing and wiping from the back are the same people who have to take a shower after every dump, now that makes sense to me.
Word. What he said. Seriously: standing?!?!?!? to wipe your ass? I've never heard of such a thing. My roommates concur. heh.
