ROFL, I'm going to miss McHale now when he eventually leaves. These ISO jokes are making me like him more. Please consider using this one lol.
I have an Idea, DON"T TAKE A FREAKING SIGN. It sure is annoying when your sitting behind somebody and they are so worried about getting some attention that they are always holding the sign up blocking your view. Just enjoy the game and have her get a better boyfriend or husband if she needs attention so bad.
If she's 12yo like OP claims, I don't think she needs no bf and husband, and a 12yo kid holding a sign, still won't be taller than a pepsi can.
I didn't see the post that said she was 12. If she does take a sign have her hold it in front of here face instead of over her head.