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Signs you are a Seinfeld addict

Discussion in 'Other Sports' started by codell, Apr 24, 2003.

  1. MadMax

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    108. You walk out of the bar exam thinking, "Sweet...now I can lay on my bed and watch Seinfeld reruns tonight without worrying about that stupid test."
     
  2. Earl Cureton

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    109.) you can't carry pens/pencils in your pockets for fear they might puncture your scrotum
     
  3. Eric Riley

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    110. A bird has run into your giant, freak head and you actually become paranoid.

    111. You find there's two sides to you..."relationship george" and "independent george," the one everybody knows and loves.

    112. You eat a Snickers bar with a fork.

    113. You have two horses named "Snoopy" and "Prickly Pete."

    114. When you lie to someone about who you are, you have the urge to tell them you're E.G. Pennypacker, a wealthy industrialist.

    115. You have a pony, and you love that pony very much.

    116. You're on bad terms with FDR (Franklin Delano Romanowsky).
     

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