I think we should find a way to mess with the players that will actually play. Fisher, Deron, Boozer and Okur, maybe Harpring.
according to jazz sources, he's going to play. but you're right. i was kinda thinking the same thing...get in the head of those who will have the most impact. like boozer! maybe razz on boozer for how he told AK that he loves him after AK's cryfest. "AK's fine," forward Carlos Boozer said. "We talked to him yesterday. Sometimes, you have to get some things out. He got what he had to get out, and now he's ready to move forward and he's ready to play. I went up to him on the bus and told him, 'Look, man, you're our X-factor. We need you. We need you more than anybody.' He basically said thank you. I told him I loved him. . . we just basically pumped him up and told him that this team can be great with you."
"Cry me a Salt Lake" "Carlos + Andrei = Boohoozer" "Boozer has a tear in his beer" "Take your Bawl and go home" "AK47 or water pistol?"
damn straight we are. the guy gets paid $12 million a year t oplay basketball... this is the pros. if he doesn't want to be heckled he shouldn't cry about playing time on national television.
that last one needs to be modified slightly: "In soviet russia, basket make you!" great idea, though.
Here are some possibilities: "OMG, BASKETBALL RULZ!" "MORMONS NEVER SCORE" "THADEUS IS AWESOME #1" "MY SOCKS DON'T MATCH" "AMAECHI WAS HERE" "LOL UTAH WTF"
any photoshop buffs who can bring some of these to life? unfotunately I am at work so I can't do any magic...