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"Sidelining as a country singer"

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Batman Jones, Jul 24, 2009.

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  1. moestavern19

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    You're correct, it really is the whole look. The black vest, the Hank Williams Jr beard + goatee.

    Awesome.
     
  2. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    As mentioned before, it was too good not to pass up!

    So, that is WHY Fatty posted that thread called "I'm awesome". He was thinking about his days when he was sidelining as a country singer and the look he had back then.
     
  3. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    I remember a rumor that Anne Hathaway was sidelined by a country singer.
     
  4. Oski2005

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    It's possible, but she was definitely not rearlined because that was a hoax.
     
  5. rocketsjudoka

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    Fatty Went out to Katy (What Really Happened that Night)

    (To the tune of Devil Went Down To Georgia)



    Fatty went out to Katy, He was lookin for a chick to bang
    He spotted some w**** passed out on the floor, He was ready to do the damn thang

    Then he came across this young man singin in a mic and beltin' it hot
    And Fatty jumped up on a bar stool and said "Boy let me tell ya what"

    "I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a country singer too,
    and if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you
    Now ya sing real nice and pretty boy but give ol' Fatty his due
    I've got a Ring from Tech against your Neck to prove I'm better than you!"

    The boy said "My name's Johnny and it might be a sin"
    But I'll take you bet and you're gonna regret I'm the best thats ever been!

    Johnny liven up those pipes and sing your tune with heart!
    Its eighties night at Mo's place and Ol' Fatty looks the part!
    And if you win you get that shiny class ring made of Plat!
    But if you lose Fatty gets you on your back!

    Fatty stumbled up on the stage and said "I'll start this thing"
    and fire blew from out his throat as he spewed out pure Jim Beam
    As he picked his track he boldly proclaimed "I'm Awesome, So don't be pissed"
    Then a band of douchebags joined right in, so it sounded something like this


    As soon as Fatty finished, he knew that he'd been beat.
    And he laid his Tech Class Ring right on the ground at Johnny's Feet
    Johnny said. "Fatty just come on back if you still think you're better than me"
    But Fatty said "Nah brah I'm leaving... now where the hell is KFC?"
     
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  7. BMoney

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    FFB made a video, too!

    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/skch4zKdKbc&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/skch4zKdKbc&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
     
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  8. Fatty FatBastard

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    Very enlightening. I have been told repeatedly that I tend to preface my speech, but this is the first time I've been told I type like that, as well! Lol.

    Apparently, "as I said" is my newest one when speaking.

    I don't think I can change it, either...
     
  9. rhadamanthus

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    OH. MY. GOD.

    Awesomeness. Pure awesome.
     
  10. kpsta

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    +1

    Fatty must spread some Reputation around before giving moestavern19 more ammunition.
     
  11. rhadamanthus

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  12. JeopardE

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    Btw, if you haven't had the pleasure of watching the video linked to in Moes' masterpiece above, make sure you do. Watch it till the very end.
     
  13. Invisible Fan

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    Clyde would approve of the baby seal clubbin in this thread.
     
  14. MoBalls

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  15. Tb-Cain

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    stop it. stop it. you're killing me. :D :D :D
     
  16. Fatty FatBastard

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    One of my friends read this and thought this sounded more like me. I have to agree.
     
  17. surrender

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    How is this not on the first page
     
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    Hahahahahaha...this thread is simply amazing. I can't believe I hadn't seen this one yet
     
  19. CrazyDave

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    At the risk of displaying that I don't get some missed joke here, I will say "no... we have not all done that."

    That said, your signature is top drawer.
     
  20. leroy

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    This is one of those threads I simply could not read at work. Way too many comedic gold moments that would only serve to get me in trouble. I think I've awaken the family, though.

    Thank you all.
     

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