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SI.com: Fans confront Schaub at his home

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  1. TheRealist137

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    damn I've spent the last 2 minutes trying to come up with a witty joke about this and pick sixes but I am blank.
     
    #221 TheRealist137, Jun 24, 2014
  2. SwoLy-D

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    The sale is being intercepted by the HOA? :eek:

    *DISCLAIMER* that's the first joke I make about Schaub. I did it because of your lack of ability.
     
    #222 SwoLy-D, Jun 24, 2014
  3. DieHard Rocket

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    MATT SCHAUB MOVING SALE!

    BUY ONE ITEM, PICK 6 FOR FREE
     
    #223 DieHard Rocket, Jun 24, 2014
  4. sugrlndkid

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    does the photo tour only have 6 pics???...:)
     
    #224 sugrlndkid, Jun 24, 2014
  5. SwoLy-D

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    Breaking News: To buy the Schaub house, you have to be in a bidding war with other potential buyers, out of those buyers, Schaub will pick six. :eek:

    *DISCLAIMER* that's the first joke I make about Schaub. I did it because of you couldn't.
     
    #225 SwoLy-D, Jun 24, 2014
  6. Nimo

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    And Richard Sherman suddenly wants to move to Houston.
     
    #226 Nimo, Jun 24, 2014
  7. Two Sandwiches

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    This is how you do it properly.
     
    #227 Two Sandwiches, Jun 24, 2014
  8. RockFanFirst

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    No, Sherman knew he was going to sell his house so he jumped the route and stole it.
     
    #228 RockFanFirst, Jun 24, 2014
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    Realtor:Mr. Schaub, I need you pick a price for the house, 6 million or 8 million.
    Schaub: I pick 6 million.
     
    #229 DwightHoward13, Jun 25, 2014
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    The house that interceptions built.
     
    #230 Baqui99, Jun 25, 2014
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    The house that interceptions built.
     
    #231 Baqui99, Jun 25, 2014
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    The house that interceptions built.
     
    #232 ima_drummer2k, Jun 25, 2014
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    [​IMG]
     
    #233 yo, Jun 25, 2014
  14. Bobbythegreat

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    When you talk to the Realtor about the house they'll tell you that sure, it might be run down and in shambles now, but in 2009 it was awesome!
     
    #234 Bobbythegreat, Jun 25, 2014
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    This house might have a lisfranc foundation but it was the 2009 Block Party MVH winner.
     
    #235 Bandwagoner, Jun 25, 2014
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    After you pay for it and are walking up to the door the realtor grabs the key from you and takes it to the house, "oh was this yours? My house now, b****!" Door slams.
     
    #236 rimbaud, Jun 25, 2014
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    At the first sign of a storm, the walls and roof of the house are going to cave into the fetal position
     
    #237 Nimo, Jun 25, 2014
  18. sugrlndkid

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    Realtors' sales pitch:

    P: Prime Real-estate
    I: Inexpensive
    C: Custom wood flooring
    K: Kick Ass Home Theater
    6: Bathrooms
     
    #238 sugrlndkid, Jun 25, 2014
  19. Pieman2005

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    It's funny because pick 6
     
    #239 Pieman2005, Jun 25, 2014
  20. mick fry

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    WOW!!!! JUST WOW! :rolleyes:
     
    #240 mick fry, Jun 25, 2014
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