Is hemorrhoid removal surgery just cosmetic surgery for people into assplay? Wolverine is probably an amazing wood carver. Should I get this mole looked at? Is taint or gooch the more acceptable term in polite conversation? Why do we even have sheets? Who uses sheets anyway?
Enough to where one of them women (while he was passed out) sewed him up in a bedsheet and beat the hell out of him with a broom. It's a great story, one of my top-10 country music stories (George Jones on his riding mower, riding to town, etc...) look it up. (**** your dots, btw)
My 5yo comes out of the bathroom this morning 'Next year, on my birthday, I'm going to get a piece of ice to put out the candles so I don't get burned again' That's a pretty good idea. (he burned his lip on a candle on his 4th birthday 18 months ago. I may have been involved dad style)
If a person puts an 'r' sound after an 'a', do people they talk to think they're talking about errors when they discuss eras? 'WTF is this guy talking about Jurassic Errors? Does he think that the dinosaurs were a mistake?'
Don’t know about the first but I’m going to say a lot. For the second there are weigh sensors in modern elevators and elevators will give warnings when they are overloaded aren’t supposed to run when exceeding max weight.