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  1. Andre0087

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    People overusing the world "literally" I hate them all with a passion.
     
  2. Buck Turgidson

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    It takes you longer to say "www" than it does "world wide web"
     
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    Do you literally hate those people or just metaphorically?
     
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  4. Buck Turgidson

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    Irregardless of their grammar, I'm sure they're fine people.
     
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  5. Andre0087

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    You mother****ers...
     
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    Inspite of his feelings to the contrary.
     
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    COPS is still the best show on TV.
     
  9. Buck Turgidson

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    Humanity has accepted the fact that silverware needs no more technical advancement
     
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    why is big ass Gordita okay in the Hangout description but ******* is censored
     
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    • Is hemorrhoid removal surgery just cosmetic surgery for people into assplay?
    • Wolverine is probably an amazing wood carver.
    • Should I get this mole looked at?
    • Is taint or gooch the more acceptable term in polite conversation?
    • Why do we even have sheets? Who uses sheets anyway?
     
  13. Xerobull

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    • How many women has Willie Nelson had sex with?
    • They should have scales in elevators.
     
  14. Buck Turgidson

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    • Enough to where one of them women (while he was passed out) sewed him up in a bedsheet and beat the hell out of him with a broom.
    It's a great story, one of my top-10 country music stories (George Jones on his riding mower, riding to town, etc...) look it up.

    (**** your dots, btw)

     
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  15. Xerobull

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    My 5yo comes out of the bathroom this morning

    'Next year, on my birthday, I'm going to get a piece of ice to put out the candles so I don't get burned again'

    That's a pretty good idea.

    (he burned his lip on a candle on his 4th birthday 18 months ago. I may have been involved dad style)
     
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  16. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    If a person puts an 'r' sound after an 'a', do people they talk to think they're talking about errors when they discuss eras? 'WTF is this guy talking about Jurassic Errors? Does he think that the dinosaurs were a mistake?'
     
  17. TimDuncanDonaut

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    How often does the Fast & Furious movies show them getting gas?

    *heard this on a podcast recently.
     
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    If you put holy water in a humidifier, does that turn the room into a gas chamber for vampires?
     
  19. Buck Turgidson

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    You can't stand backwards on stairs
     
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    Don’t know about the first but I’m going to say a lot.

    For the second there are weigh sensors in modern elevators and elevators will give warnings when they are overloaded aren’t supposed to run when exceeding max weight.
     
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