Weeks ago, I was talking to a dealer that sold my wife a car. I had them on speakerphone and my wife was listening, but they didn't know that. So the sales manager keeps referring to her as "The Wife". My wife got really upset by it. So I tried to be clever and blow her mind by asking her: As a woman would you rather be referred to as an object ("your wife") or a noun ("the wife")? She pondered for a split second and replied "I'd rather just be referred to by my name". My mind is still blown. My wife is a helluva lot more clever than I can even attempt to be.
In the multi verse is there an angry Bob Ross. That moment when you plug in a usb cable on first try. How does Retail employees feel about Mariah Carey when December rolls around? When will Ryan Hollins stop calling Alperen Sengun, AL-prawn. If Sigmund Freud saw the movie Dune, how does he interpret the sand worm? "When you're a kid, you don't realize you're also watching your parents grow up."
I say my wife usually, or sometimes the wife. I forget what I even thought about in the shower this morning. Normally I'm just mentally prepping for the work day .
My multiverse radar went off. That’s a real commitment to 1970’s men’s perm hairstyle to keep it going until the mid 1990’s.
Everyone who has ever posted or will post in this thread will die. Every moment spent is a moment closer to our eventual demise.
"If elevators hadn't been invented, all the CEOs and important people would have their offices on the first floor as a sign of status."
