I believe those are called "normal shorts", and I hadn't noticed that they "accentuate the crotch" like you pointed out. You have a good eye for that stuff. Let us know how well they hug the ass while you're at it.
Those are the worst shorts I've ever seen. But, CP3 looks good in our championship colors. Make it happen Tinman
Spoiler I took care of that broad. Now I'm looking for the kid's girlfriend. This chick: I'm convinced that we could use her down low. What do you think? Is she getting fat?