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Should Jorts Be Illegal?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Baqui99, Apr 2, 2008.

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Should Jorts Be Illegal?

  1. Yes! ban all jorts

    82 vote(s)
    60.7%
  2. No! They complement my mullet and Ohio State jersey well

    53 vote(s)
    39.3%
  1. Hippieloser

    Hippieloser Member

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    Socks with board shorts?! Bro.
     
  2. ima_drummer2k

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    Just post a pic of yourself in your panties and someone will photoshop the jorts onto you.

    What could possibly go wrong?
     
  3. no_answer

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    Are you ever not horny?
     
  4. Angkor Wat

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    LOL, I thought I was the only one. I was like "WTF is a jort?". I always called them shorts :confused: .

    /end thread

    The word "jorts" is extremely ghey. That word itself needs to be banned.
     
  5. Blake

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    :D

    wow. I guess you wear them then? :p

    I have always hated jorts, but I really don't care what people wear as long as their collar is not flipped up in the back (for some reason, this enrages me)
     
  6. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    I don't own a pair, but that's just because I have like three pairs of cargo shorts I wear all the time. I just don't see them at the places I shop all that often.
     
  7. justtxyank

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    I don't own any jean shorts, but I own gym shorts that I wear at home or on weekends when I don't go anywhere but out to walk the dogs or to ride a bike or something. When it isn't hot I prefer to wear jeans to shorts, but once it warms up, I'm all about the khaki shorts, cargo shorts, etc. Why wouldn't you wear shorts? I wouldn't wear them to a nice dinner or to a business event, but no way I'm going around Houston in 99 degree weather in some blue jeans.

    I don't however own sandals.
     
  8. mlwoo

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    I get crotch rot and cheese balls when I go outside in 100 degree weather with jeans on.
     
  9. Shroopy2

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    Alternative?

    What "should" people wear in a free country?
     
  10. Shroopy2

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    We should go backward instead of "forward" with fashion.

    I'm talking loin cloths and tribesman minamalism. National Geographic fashion pages.
     
  11. Shaud

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    Denim Shorts in the summertime>>>.

    It is normal to wear Shorts where I am from, I don't know where in the hell most of the people in this thread are from.
     
  12. StaticC4

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    Plus Clerks,Mall Rats, and Jay and Silent bob were great movies plus his jorts are way beyond his knees.
     
  13. Batman Jones

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    So was voting Republican.
     
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    Alot of the hipsters here in Williamsburg, Brooklyn are bringing back the jorts style. They were these California style ripped jorts. Its kinda funny to look at. They are very tight looking and it seems like they just cut up a pair of skinny jeans up or something.

    Another fashion I've been seeing increasingly are hipster girls wearing "mom jeans." I'm not too big a fan of this.
     
  16. RocketsPimp

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    Now that is just uncalled for.
     
  17. Do WHAT?

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    Hmmm!!! I huh... I think... WTF
    Now that is FUNNY!!! :D
     
  18. Lil Pun

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    I voted yes when this first popped up because I thought jorts were shorts cut from jeans and not just regular jean shorts. If I could, I would change my vote.
     
  19. finalsbound

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    *ggl*

    (I completely agree with you).
     
  20. CharlieMurphy

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    Hot damn!
     

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