My personal favorite is the jort Canadian Tuxedo (jean jacket w/ jorts). I think it looks better than the original CT. But seriously, jorts are for poor people. Only proletariat jackholes with no cognizant idea of life around them wear these ghastly things. Crack open your tall boy, prole, life's a party in your cargo jorts.
^LMAO... I must admit, I own a pair or two...I bought some Tommy pleated jean shorts a long time ago (7 years) and just recently bought some Guess ones that are long, below the knee...They were on sale ($10)... yeah I know, but my girl liked them so there...
as long as its around knee level, its fine, anything too long, too short is a big no-no I love my jean shorts!
I guess proletariat and it's other forms was your most recent word of the day on your tear away calendar. Not everybody can buy all armani suits and sit around making up fake words and learning news ones while living off of their trust fund. Making fun of poor people isn't very JELAFIED. . .
We have a lot of women/homosexuals on this board. Who gives a **** what people wear? Jesus, do you people ever grow up?
There is nothing more Jelafied. I have Armani suits that I have not worn yet, my trust fund is so big. But serioouly, why do people wear cargo shorts un less they are a carpenter or something? What do you need in those big, ugly pockets? If you're going to look like a jackass, why not carry something in them? Also, wouldn't cargo shorts be more expensive because of all the material it makes to make those big prole pockets?
I couldn't care less about what people think of my wardrobe. They can lick my taint if they don't like my outfit of old concert t-shirts, jeans, and my rockets shoes. You all sound so damn insecure and superficial. And by "sound", I mean "are". And by "insecure and superficial", I mean "douchebags". I hope you're all raped by Jort wearing gnomes while you sleep.
You sound so poor and prole. And by "sound" I mean "are". And by "poor" I mean "poor." "Goddamnit Kenny! If you don't stop being so poor I'm gonna start chucking rocks at you!"
Obviously cargo shorts are very close to your heart. I'll let you have them as long as you don't wear jorts. Jorts are on another level of offensiveness. Deal?
If being poor = not being a douchebag, then color me happy as a clam wrapped-johnson. But I'm doing just fine financially, thanks for caring. I just couldn't care less about how some BBS douchebags feel about the way I dress. Or anyone else for that matter. I think I'm going to go buy me a pair of Jorts today.
