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Should I Stay or Should I go...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Nov 16, 2007.

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yea? Nea?

  1. Stay in

    26 vote(s)
    36.6%
  2. Go out

    45 vote(s)
    63.4%
  1. SWTsig

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    go with whoever has the best drugs.
     
  2. Kam

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    this reminds me of a choose your own adventure books.


    do you enter the haunted house, or do you walk further down the street.


    to enter the haunted house, turn to page 45.

    to walk further down the street, turn to page 67
     
  3. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Dude...come on....when push comes to shove, always...ALWAYS go with man law.

    Who has the biggest t***?

    DD
     
  4. Fatty FatBastard

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    Believe me, I'm sure T Rex will do that for me. Hence #1 and #2.

    I ain't naming names.
     
  5. Fatty FatBastard

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    Neither are impressive enough to comment on.

    Hell, I recall option #1 asking me to go to a breast cancer benefit she was sponsoring.

    I responded with "what the hell do you know about breasts?"
     
  6. SWTsig

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    you been to the social?
     
  7. Fatty FatBastard

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    Yep. 4 years ago, when it was actually good.

    That place is trying to do what it once was on Sundays, but right now it's football season, so I watch the Texans.

    Without drugs and inheritance, nobody of import is ever at Social these days.
     
  8. Uprising

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    I've gone out many times with out a wingman. Happens a lot in this town.
     
  9. Fatty FatBastard

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    Kudos to you. I typically hate it.

    However, I've called both options just now, because I'm ready to deal with it, and neither are answering.

    We'll see.

    BTW, if you told a girl you're gonna be up there in 30, and it has been 30, should you expect them to be drunk and there? I may chance it.
     
  10. Rizzy

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    Go with the one that gives you the best chance of getting you lei'd
     
  11. Fatty FatBastard

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    I'm about to call yellow. I like calling independents, but this one has taken 10 minutes, already.
     
  12. right1

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    Dude...go downstairs with the wife and cuddle, then take her back upstairs with you. After she falls asleep, go back down again and watch sportcenter.
     
  13. Desert_Rocket

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    I hate going without a wingman. Sucks balls
     
  14. Fatty FatBastard

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    I

    I suggest you email me. Again, I'm not one for busting people, but you brought it on yourself.

    To be fair, you have calmed down a bit in posting.
     
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    I have never emailed you fatty. I enjoy ribbing you, my posting has always been civil, I am not newyorker, you have not busted anything.

    Ask me something that newyorker would know nothing about. Do you think newyorker knows anything about midtown nightlife? I'll go first.

    The owner of Pub Fiction also owned Bar Houston, he is a friend of mine.
     
  16. Batman Jones

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    Aha! Caught in the act!

    New Yorker knew everything about everything! If you weren't New Yorker, you'd know that!

    Also: New Yorker didn't have any friends, so you've definitely never been to Midtown!

    Beat that, sucka.
     
  17. Fatty FatBastard

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    Sorry bro. Unfortunately you chose the wrong person to f*** with while you still had a barb in your ass.

    You should've learned that when you were banned to begin with.

    Sorry, Charlie...

    [​IMG]
     
  18. Batman Jones

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    But, Fatty...

    Where's your CAB?!?!?!
     
  19. Fatty FatBastard

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    Cab came and got me. He didn't have a credit card thingie. Every place we went to around there was either down or the convenience stores wouldn't let me in.

    I digress.

    I should've gone sooner, but I HATE going by myself.
     
  20. Batman Jones

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    Shoulda brought Macaca. He frickin rules Midtown. Knows all the dudes that used to own one bar and now they own another. Man, you coulda checked out the mall, grabbed a beer and settled in for a MAJOR babe watch.

    Wingmen rule. I saw it on a beer commercial.
     

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