Are you talking about the time you tried to hold his hand? He already told me about it, but for the sake of your marriage I didn't tell Mrz.SwoLy.
What would The Dude do? The Dude abides...unless you steal his rug...because that rug really ties his room together. The Dude will criticize. But, The Dude will not act. The Dude will be content with a roach in one hand and a White Russian in the other. He will follow that rug anywhere. But, don't ask The Dude to intervene. The Dude is content to not do any intervening. After all, The Dude is unemployed and, well, The Dude only wants to bowl. The Dude is a bum. Walter, on the other hand, is the man with the plan. But, that's another story for another time. The Dude is tired of hearing Walter's plans and stories...because they all triangulate back to his time spent in the war in Vietnam. What the hell does everything and anything always have to do with the war in Vietnam? The Stranger P.S.: Sorry for the ? interruption with a ? attempt at humor in a ? thread about a ? person in a ? marriage and ? to do about it. ? - insert your own adjective or words Continue... .
slap him real hard wait for a few seconds than say why would u do that? why would u not include me in it?!?
