don't do this Burning of mango wood, leaves and debris is not advised - toxic fumes can cause serious irritation to eyes and lungs. ------------------ Discombobulation Imminent
Plenty of Finn* posts to throw away CK, do the math work out our medal total when compared to population and do the same with the mighty US. As for the fosters they would be worth nearly as little as Finn*'s post, that is bugger all. HP could also throw in some flash with his plentifull abundance of hissy fits and tantrums. ------------------ Discombobulation Imminent
Actually, Jamison wouldn't be a good replacement for Clutch, anyway -- I don't think his website's been updated since July. ------------------
Better than Cato's web site. That hasn't been updated since last year ------------------ In order to be a success in life, you need 2 things: 1. Don't tell everything you know.
Just seeing who makes the team for the next season. CC BBS doesn't cut vets like Finn*, DoD, and Smeg, while also keeping some "international" players such as Swopa to give the BBS the ability for a different style of play. "International" players that don't mesh with the team very well (Roy Elton, Darryn S, etc)are always candidates to be moved on. Hope this clears up any confusion. Mango ------------------ Test Your NBA Trade Ideas 1. Put new topics in the proper forum. Things happening in the rest of the NBA 2. Use clear wording for new threads. 3. No duplicate threads 4. Conduct yourself as an adult. The Serious Police are watching. Donate Blood or be assimilated! [This message has been edited by Mango (edited October 04, 2000).]
I'm glad no one is talking about me in any of these deals. I'd hate to have to get up an move everything. I think I may be an untouchable as of right now. ------------------ [This message has been edited by RocketSiv (edited October 04, 2000).]
even if the clutch deal falls thru, Mango will be traded anyway for at least some more hard drive space for CC.net ------------------ Discombobulation Imminent
I'm afraid that out of respect for Clutch, we should let him retire here at Clutch City. Anyway, I'm afraid if we trade him to ESPN, he'll come back to haunt us as another Clutch City-killer ------------------
Oh great... Just you wait... you know Clutch has been steaming ever since Mario left the team... Just give him a little time alone with Mrs. Clutch and Baby Clutch, and soon enough he will have signed a minimum contract with the Suns till the end of the season... He's like Mario's Jack Haley... 'Cept he's legit... And if we're not careful... we're going to get stuck with his contract and nothing in return... ------------------ "There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damned Lies, and STATISTICS..." - Mark Twain -
Trading Clutch would be like selling your daughter to RocketPimp for a case of Beer. (even if it means gettting rid of Mango as a throw in). Cut yourself some slack Clutch, you legend, there's always tomorrow. ------------------ Discombobulation Imminent
I don't know Smeg, have you ever seen Pimp drink? I don't know if he'd be willing to part with a case of Beer for ANY woman... much less some underage girl.... Could be wrong though.... ------------------ "There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damned Lies, and STATISTICS..." - Mark Twain -
Report from ESPN "Clutch traded to NBC for Hannah Storm and Lisa Melosky This morning an unexpected event took place. Long time correspondents Lisa Melosky and Hannah Storm were traded to a fan based web-site, clutchcity.net, for a relative unknown who refers to himself as "Clutch". When interviewed an obviously ecstatic Clutch replied "Wow, just unbelieveable! I never imagined an opportunity like this could happen. Not in my wildest dreams. I'd like to thank everyone at my old site. They were fantastic. But this is my dream come true." Lisa and Hannah were not so content. Hannah Storm was heard saying "What the hell? They know I can't write. I can only read. I've never been able to write, you bastards! I'm ruined! Ruined!" Lisa was also obviously shook, saying "10 years in this business and now nobody will ever get to see my over-inflated Lisa lips anymore. No more horse faced, naying Lisa for anyone!" After that we saw Hannah storming away, and Lisa galloping off in her usual fashion." Just unbelieveable! We'll miss you Clutch! ------------------ I got nothing. [This message has been edited by fatty fat fat (edited October 05, 2000).]
Fatty Fat Fat, an excellent ending to a boredom induced thread. Good job. ------------------ <a href="http://www2.southwind.net/~vic/clinton96.html">What a slam dunk!!</a> [This message has been edited by TB3 (edited October 05, 2000).]
is it true that Vic Jacobs is on his way in for a physical? ------------------ It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit- but none to be offended by them.
"Clutch fails his physical, trade voided" Associated Press October, 5, 2000 In the latest development in the now defunct trade of Lisa Malosky and Hannah Storm to the ClutchCity.net, the administrator known only as "Clutch" failed his physical, thereby voiding the trade. When notified of the failure, Malosky was quoted as saying in a strangely horse-like fashion, "Whhheeeeeeeeeeee!" Former assistant administrator Will avoided comment, but did look visibily disappointed, as his plans to change the site to "WillCity.net" had obviously fallen through. When notified of the news, long-time poster BobFinn* exclaimed, "Woohoo! Another free post!" Clutch had the following inspiring comment: "It was unfortunate that the deal fell through, but I still am an administrator first and will continue playing the game to the best of my ability. I guarantee that I will always give 110% to this site and its fans as long as I remain." Perhaps, veteran Francis3 said it best with one of his longer more verbose posts: "LOL " ------------------ [This message has been edited by Launch Pad (edited October 05, 2000).]
I think Francis3 is upset because he was ready to move from everypost being about the Tampa Bay Bucs, to every post being about Hannah Storm. A lot like his move earlier from Kenyon Martin to Tampa. ------------------ Cheerleaders are just dancers who've gone r****ded. visit www.swirve.com
The basketball season better start soon or some of us aren't going to make it thru this. ------------------
