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Share your worst "I thought I was on mute" story

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by droxford, Oct 26, 2020.

  1. TheRealist137

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    One time, I was interviewing a candidate via Zoom and realized that my cup was on another table so I just stood up and walked to the other desk to retrieve it. The entire time I was in camera view.

    I didn't realize that I was just wearing boxers @J.R.
     
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    TWS1986 SPX '05, UH' 19

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    My.
    Man.
     
  3. Buck Turgidson

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    I've never Zoomed in my life, but back in the day you should have seen the West U moms put hand-earmuffs on their precious kids when I blew out my knee at the neighborhood basketball court. I cleared the adjoining playground out...screamed profanities that those sheltered women and children had never heard before or since.
     
  4. droxford

    droxford Member

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    "Mommy? What's a motherf***er?"
     
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    I just got off of a virtual 'town hall' with around 400 people. In the middle of it, someone yelled "Eff it, I'm just gonna start the dishes now!" followed by an awkward silence.
     
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    Why is that pic so ****in funny.

    And how the **** did you find it.

    God I love this place.
     
  9. ThatBoyNick

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    Different but similar.

    When I was 14, I was Skyping with this butterface from my school, we talked from time to time as friends, she was very weird, but a nice person. She randomly Skyped me, both of our cameras are on, she ask he if I like her outfit, and then she starts undressing... she starts saying her parents are out of town for a week. Her body was ridiculous for a 14 year old, legit p*rn star body (I was 14 too no Chris Hansen plz).

    Me, of course, being a complete ****ing dope, grabs my phone, turns the volume all the way down to what I think is muting everything, and try’s to snap off some pictures of my screen as my camera is high enough for me to do so, wonderful plump t*** on my screen and then CLICK SNAP CLICK SNAP, and I’m like oh fuccccck tell me she didn’t hear that

    She stops, and ask if I just took pictures, I couldn’t lie, it was so godamn obvious with the old IPhone picture sound, so I told her yeah sorry I was taking some pictures with my phone I hope you don’t mind, she immediately gets dressed and after a couple minutes ends the call. My friend later tells me she hit him up, did the same thing, invited him over and gave him some head.

    ThatBoyNick dun ****ed up fellas. The volume going all the way down was just for media sounds or something and not sound effects, god damn you Steve Jobs
     
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  10. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    I have an old school mute story.

    Back in the day, probably 10-12 years ago now, I had musical ring tones on my phone. Well, one day I had a meeting first thing in the morning because we had offices in Europe. So I'm in bright and early at 7:00am for a conference call. I'm sitting on the call and I get a phone call on my cell. My ring tone blasts loud and proud... full on Ring the Alarm. I couldn't get the damn ringer to turn off for a good fifteen seconds. Forever on mute every call afterwards.

     
  11. IBTL

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    i have butt dialed lots of people then said something about them.

    i was on speaker and this guy was telling me his roommate didnt pay rent and hadnt for a long time. i was telling him that he would never see the money.. talking mad trash about the rooomate and the roommate was there listening and finally stormed out saying "thats not true!!"

    i worked with a dude that used to put people on mute then talk about them. it was really funny actually. he would ask a question then hit hold and be like "cmon b*itch hurry up" and would have this running commentary.

    i tried to do the same and this lady was calling and i said "this b**** is going to want everything and still be unhappy" of course she wasnt on mute and she was like "ahem hello?" i probably should have gotten in trouble or fired she wasnt expecting me to say that and i was wrong to say that. i dont take mute lightly now
     
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