Any date that ends in me being blue-balled is a disaster in my book (which there have been about 10 of in the past year ).
First off I just want to say I really like the "dispite her pleading" part. I know how it is trying to control all the women just outright throwing themselevs on me. It's hard isn't it? And I will have to add that it sure is a good thing you broke that off so you didn't get to have a lot of sex and drugs, that would have been terrible. I mean I know there is nothing I hate more than drug fueled bondage orgies.....
Don't get me wrong... I'm not being arrogant. That was in fact the ONLY time ever that any remotely hot girl was totally all over me. I mean, I never even went out on what I would consider a date with her, and in the middle of a conversation with two of her friends she says "so we're boyfriend-girlfriend, right?" I just gawked, because this was after I had found out all this crap about her. I realize you're probably just messing with me here, but come on... drugs are not cool. On one walk I took with her, she started waving her hands in front of her own face at random, and seemed pretty intent on it. When I asked what she was doing, she said that she could still see about 8 hands when she waved it by her face due to motion blur from a drug she'd had like a week ago. Pardon me if I don't want to mess with that.
Didn't you watch There's Something About Mary? You gotta squeeze the cookie dough before you go out on a date... If all 10 were on dates with the same girl, then it's safe to say you're never getting any from her
One time when I was in Mexico I met this girl with eight hands.... and damn did she do a number on my nipples!
