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Shaq disses Dwight in a freestyle

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by ItsMyFault, Oct 24, 2012.

  1. ItsMyFault

    ItsMyFault Contributing Member

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    His rhymes:
    Mess around with these, you get devoured.
    We’re sending yo mama the limo and the flowers.
    What I look like, I ain’t even got no car.
    Don’t you ever call me Chamberlain,
    Don’t you ever call me Jabbar.
    Like I said before, you will get devoured.
    But don’t you ever call me… Dwight Howard.
    Ask that boy LeBron.
    Who the hell is the real Supermon?
    I let my rings do the talking.
    And as you see, these talk quite often.
    Who the best of the best?
    I was born with the S.

    http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2012/10/24/3550248/shaq-freestyle-rap-dwight-howard-video


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    lol.. So sad how he still hasn't let this go.
     
  2. Amel

    Amel Contributing Member

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    why is that sad?

    I thought the whole things was funny
     
  3. Firebomb525

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    He really must feel Dwight is copying everything about him.

    Well, except the winning championships part. And being dominant.
     
  4. conquistador#11

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    it all comes back to that Superman tattoo.
     
  5. mr. 13 in 33

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    that's what you do when you retire too early....
     
  7. t_mac1

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    I don't know why Shaq is tripping. Dwight is NOWHERE near as good as Shaq was, nor as popular. Dude just has to let it go.
     
  8. edwardc

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    Its time for shaq to grow up this rap thing is old.
     
  9. rolyat93

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    Shaq retired too late...
     
  10. Han Solo

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    look how tiny dwight is to him. Shaq was 320lbs and 7'1 and could jump nearly as high and run the court as fast....he was a freak of nature. Dwight is ripped but there are power fowards that outweigh him.

    He needs to let it go, everyone and their mama knows who the real superman is and always be. He doesn't need to be insecure about **** to someone like Dwight.
     
  11. supdudes

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    Last time he dissed a Laker in rap, that Laker went to the Finals 3 times in a row and won twice.

    Good stuff, Shaq
     
  12. DorianTurk

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    Shaq just bothers me with his insecurities...he was so dominant so i dont understand.

    Its just ridiculously annoying
     
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  13. SacTown

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    At least Shaq knows Lebron is the real Supermon
     
  14. Chinahype

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    Loaded Lux is straight beast
     
  15. Someguy1229

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    Are we still talking about the same Shaq?!?!?
     
  16. Jontro

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    I thought Shaq fits more into a Shaft type of superhero than a Superman.

    But still, today's NBA superheroes remind me of the powerpuff girls.
     
  17. OGKashMoney

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    Not better than his last hit ... "I'm a horse / Kobe ratted me out that's why I'm getting a divorce!" --> That's some classic, quotable rhymes!

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  18. TheRookets

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    According to Superhead, Shaq has a small penis. This explains a lot of Shaq's behavior and obsession with Superman and Dwight Howard. He's upset that Howard stole his moniker, the only thing that makes up for his small penis.
     
  19. DonatasFanboy

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    haha that was hilarious. I don't know why people are upset, i want more of this. He should go join one of those American wrestling organizations full time. He'd fit right in so perfectly. And then get Dwight Howard in there too.
    i remember watching Karl Malone, Dennis Rodman and Hulk Hogan fight as a kid, it was awesome.
     
  20. Mr. Clutch

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    I'm hoping Shaq takes a bigger role in the TNT broadcasts.

    Less Kenny and Charles, please.
     

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