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Shane Battier's Nickname

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by hikanoo49, Jul 24, 2006.

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What should Shane Battier's Nickname be?

  1. Bat Man

    208 vote(s)
    58.3%
  2. Splash

    25 vote(s)
    7.0%
  3. Win Now

    28 vote(s)
    7.8%
  4. Mr. Moneyball

    45 vote(s)
    12.6%
  5. The Grinder

    51 vote(s)
    14.3%
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    gucci888 Member

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    Shanetangible
     
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    you can tell someone doesn't need a nickname just from the fact that all the suggestions suck.
     
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    Has anyone mentioned the Klingon or Kahn? That's what me and my boys called him when he was at duke due to the freakish grooves in his scalp.
     
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    i heard his nickname was sharpei head bc his head is all wrinkled like one of those sharpei dogs. :D
     
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    Wasn't he also called "The Alaskan Assassain"?
     
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    Mr. Intangible!

    [​IMG]
     
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    Its kind of a shame that "Win Now" is in last place.

    That is actually the most fitting, and funny nickname.
     
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    That was Trajan Langdon...
     
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    Rolls.

    b/c of the excess skin on his head
     
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    ooops... :cool:
     
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    The Shane-high Shark
     
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    Now a Battier Hater would probably come up with:

    Shame.

    But I'm not a Battier Hater so you didn't hear it from me.
     
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    I'm sorry, but beside the first option, your suggestions are absolutely terrible.

    And no, I don't feel like coming up with alternatives. :)
     
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    The New Junk Yard Dog?

    Maybe we'll see...
     
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    i like Mr. Moneyball
     
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    we should call him gay and pretend like the trade never happened.
     
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    Just don't call him Collect..........
     

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