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[Shams] Lebron signs a 2 year $85Million extension with the Lakers

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by daywalker02, Dec 2, 2020.

  1. peleincubus

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    Poops in the fridge. Wha??
     
  2. Nook

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    Long story…. Just learn from my mistakes…. When the hot Hispanic girl that has a pregnancy kink tells you she has anti social personality disorder… believe it and make sure she takes her meds… or really strange stuff happens.
     
  3. JumpMan

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    They could have just asked Durant about him. Either way, can't blame the hot crazy girl, she doesn't know any better, you gotta blame the fools that kept falling for her. Then again, a dude like Durant can't stay away from the hot crazy girls, so maybe you can't blame any of them.
     
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    When is his deal up?

    Rocket River
     
  6. J.R.

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    LeBron James, the aging hoebag.
     
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  8. Rocket River

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    LeBron is a joke right about now
    a Ring w****

    I love LeBron but this is so hilarious to me

    Rocket River
     
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    LeBron has his eyes on teaming up with Luka, Giannis, and Jokic and claim he can win a chip on an international team. :D
     
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    Did she **** in the fridge before or after setting the house on fire? Sounds dangerous if after
     
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  11. Xerobull

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    Great comparison. Those guys are lucky to be alive.
     
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  12. Nook

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    LOL Never had my house set on fire… yeah had a very attractive girl **** in my refrigerator. Worse yet, like a month later I was letting her stay at my place for weeks at a time, mostly because she never got dressed and just ate my food and organized my place… then would find a way to get her to go back to her place after she started her “crazy phase” every month or so…. Yes I am ashamed.
     
  13. Nook

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    Great player…. By far best since Jordan… but kind of a hoebag….
     
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    Man, there's no shame in that, that's a hilarious story. Would be an incredible entry in the Memoirs of Nook
     
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    Just keeps getting better with this *******...
     
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    Sounds like a shi**y relationship
     
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  18. Nook

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    She wasn't my girlfriend.... so define relationship? I wouldn't do it again but it wasn't all bad.
     
  19. jiggyfly

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    Nook.

    You're my hero.

    [​IMG]
     
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  20. jiggyfly

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    We are only human.

    I learned my lesson when I had somebody flip out and scratch **** you on the hood of my car, we were chilling getting in the mood and I joked about kicking her out and she went 0-100 she stormed out and when my roommate came home he was dude what happened to you car.

    I always knew she a bit off, and now I think she was bipolar, but the sex was tremendous.
     
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