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"Sham Wow" Vince and the Slap Chop

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  1. droxford

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    Vince: "You're gonna have an exciting life, now!"

    I told my wife that we need to buy a slap chop so that we can have an exciting life!

    And.... yeah... Vince > Billy Mays. I hate the way Mays yells everything.
     
    #21 droxford, Jan 6, 2009
  2. Astro101

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    As an infomercial watching buff...I APPROVE!
     
    #22 Astro101, Jan 6, 2009
  3. codell

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    Holy cow. Check out his Wikipedia page. Sounds like Vince Offer is quite the nutjob.

     
    #23 codell, Jan 6, 2009
  4. Dr of Dunk

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    It has... under about 50 other names that all turned out to be crap... lol. I wonder how long before that blade gets dull?
     
    #24 Dr of Dunk, Jan 6, 2009
  5. codell

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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underground_Comedy_Movie

     
    #25 codell, Jan 6, 2009
  6. codell

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    We have the MagicChef version of it. Still works after 7 years, especially on onions. Pretty useful little kitchen gadget.
     
    #26 codell, Jan 6, 2009
  7. Dr of Dunk

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    Well then dammit, you've sold me. I'm buying one... I'm going to put Rafer and 98% of the GARM posters under one and slap chop 'em!!


    I can't believe the guy uses the same cheesy lines in this commercial "call now because you know we can't do this all day"... hmm... sounds familiar... like a Shamwow commercial.

    I nearly lost it when he pulled out "The Graty". All I could think of was Tracy McGraty.
     
    #27 Dr of Dunk, Jan 6, 2009
  8. codell

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    The Graty is good for grating cheese while "The Grady" is good for grating on our nerves.
     
    #28 codell, Jan 6, 2009
  9. Dr of Dunk

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    "Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life".

    Priceless.

    I must have this product!
     
    #29 Dr of Dunk, Jan 6, 2009
  10. Dr of Dunk

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    Holy crap, I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying. Vince kickin' the Spanish :


    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bZxyqMrb0uU&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bZxyqMrb0uU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
     
    #30 Dr of Dunk, Jan 6, 2009
  11. Uprising

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    I hate that Billy Mays guy....but man his ESPN commercials are pretty funny. I lol'd the first time I saw one.
     
    #31 Uprising, Jan 6, 2009
  12. Castor27

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    I got a pampered Chef version of this when I got married. We use it pretty often and it works great. Even has the split for easy cleaning. Hasn't dulled and works pretty much like he shows it.
     
    #32 Castor27, Jan 6, 2009
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    #33 Dr of Dunk, Jan 6, 2009
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    ~~ [sounds like] [​IMG] (Mexican version, that is :eek: )

    He's the one CHOPPING the Spanish.
     
    #34 SwoLy-D, Jan 6, 2009
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    I have a shamwow or something like it...I was actually pretty impressed by it. I used it when I washed my car and it never seemed to saturate with water even when I didn't wring it.

    That said, I don't think absorbed as easily or effectively as the infomercial.
     
    #35 chestr, Jan 7, 2009
  16. BigSherv

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    We bought it from Pampered Chef like 10 years ago.

     
    #36 BigSherv, Jan 7, 2009
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    I love this guy's parody. Warning: There is foul language. :D

    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-A9fmnAsgdg&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-A9fmnAsgdg&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
     
    #37 juicystream, Jan 7, 2009
  18. ima_drummer2k

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    "You're gonna love my nuts."

    LOL.
     
    #38 ima_drummer2k, Jan 7, 2009
  19. cwebbster

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    This guy is the ****!!
     
    #39 cwebbster, Jan 7, 2009
  20. tim562

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    I coudn't stop laughing when I heard that guy say that line....my wife and I were cracking up.
     
    #40 tim562, Jan 7, 2009
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