I get it, man. Look, this team is not going to win any games, maybe EVER (not with Tilman). You have to learn to take solace where you can. If Tilman puts himself and his family on the Rockets' mural just two times, instead of 3 or 4 or 5 - that is a WIN. If our roster is so incredibly bad that a scrub-try-hard like Olynyk can put up tier 2 fantasy numbers and convince yall he's a superstar - that's a WIN. So, yeah, this dude, if you squint hard enough - is sexy. Take it. It's all you're going to get. He's got that werewolf look going for him. In the Rick Fox club. Not as SMOOTH as Rick Fox, but perhaps more... manscaped. This dude will NOT be getting into the playoffs anytime soon. And he didn't go to college, so if he gets hurt his options could be limited. BUT - maybe he can get a role on a WB or Freeform show. THAT is a WIN. You take it. Good luck, suckers.
Green is looking like the new white Parsons. Gonna be so wet from girls sitting court side I hope there are no slips and falls detailing seasons.
Inspired by the recent D-Mo is the X factor thread bump, I propose this thread be renamed Jalen Green is the Sex Factor
