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SEX: Your Wait Time?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rocket River, Feb 6, 2008.

  1. peleincubus

    peleincubus Member

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    least amount of time as possible

    big t*tties
     
  2. OGKashMoney

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    Bingo!

    1st Date: Be a gentleman and give her a kiss.
    2nd Date: Let the freak out!
    3rd Date: Get ready for take her in the sack!
     
  3. Mr. Clutch

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    People suppose get horny. :confused:
     
  4. l3igballer23

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    guessing your a female i got mad respect for you
     
  5. pippendagimp

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    2-3 hrs into the date maximum
     
  6. Mr. Brightside

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    The particular sect I belong to mandates males must know females for at least 36 hours before any physical contact can commence.
     
  7. tbplayer22

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    I will answer for all males, because this is truly the truth. The shortest amount of time we will wait is the shortest amount of time the female will make us wait. The only timer we have is the amount of time it takes for her to give in.
     
  8. Jeremiah

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    I didn't 'date' during my last single phase. But if I couldn't close the deal during the first encounter, I moved on. Too many fish in the sea to keep my line in one spot very long.
     
  9. King of 40 Acres

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    So sayeth the prophet Jeremiah

    But seriously Im with TexasFight - 3 dates or 4 if the chick is a stunner
     
  10. ima_drummer2k

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    There just haven't been enough threads with guys bragging about their sexual exploits on the internet lately...
     
  11. Jeremiah

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    HA! My laugh for the morning. Thanks.
     
  12. texanskan

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    My Longhorn friend was right 3 dates is the rule, that's like 2 weeks for others who said two weeks
     
  13. Drewdog

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    Exactly..... :rolleyes:
     
  14. moestavern19

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    HAY GUYS I ****S ON FRSIT DAET IF SHE HAWT I WATE 2 DAETS IF NOT I KICK HER IN TEH VAG CUZ THERZ DUST LOLOLOLOLO!L!!!111111111. But Seriouszly iF girL dEos Give Id Up to ME LEIK I WANT HER 2 tHen I Rejeck HER CUz Shez a SLUTE!~1OLOLLLER
     
  15. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    I think it depends, I dated one girl for a long while and we did it on the first night.

    Others up to a couple of weeks....

    I think it just depends on chemistry.

    EP
     
  16. Hayesfan

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    moes... you just made me laugh so loud the girls here at work all asked me what was so funny.

    Then I had to try to explain. LOL not easy.
     
  17. cwebbster

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    Rules my ass......my ex-girlfriend, who was a virgin at the time, let me dip the stick on the 2nd date. Had the cheechees out in my car, what a place for her first time. I don't think it was her first time.....I think she lied to me all the time about that, for 5 years....
     
  18. ima_drummer2k

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    Damn, dude. Assuming that's all true (which I'm SURE it is because no one ever lies on the internet) you are THE MAN.

    :rolleyes:
     
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  19. meggoleggo

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    The only timeline I have that does not change EVER is: Not on the first date, and no one night stands. Other than that, I establish timelines on a case-by-case basis.
     
  20. professorjay

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    I usually show up on the first date w/ my member hanging out.

    What do you think?
     

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