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[Sex] If a woman asks you...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Franchise3, Feb 13, 2007.

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  1. robbie380

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    just tell her you can't count that high and that after you bone her she will be forgotten. :cool: that line bags all the hoes!
     
  2. DonnyMost

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    I tell her the truth and let her deal with it.

    I don't want to be dating anybody who has issues about my past, or theirs, for that matter.
     
  3. arno_ed

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    I'll ask her if she really wants to know. And if she does I tell the truth.I also agree with Jeff. it doesn't matter How many girls you have been with.
     
  4. DaDakota

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    Low double digits? That was a bad semester in college....SHEESH !

    :D

    Actually, if I was asked I would have no idea.....as a bartender in college at SWTSU during the 80s and 90s...life was good.

    DD
     
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  5. Roxfan73

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    I tell them 50, but I also include the fact that they were all professionals at 10 bucks a pop. I don't care about the previous partners she had, unless she was a Lumbergh banging slut.
     
  6. Austin70

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    Just say none. No girls, all women.
     
  7. swilkins

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    If she did, I would dump her.

    I don't need to deal with an insecure woman at this point in my life.
     
  8. mc mark

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    Is "I don't remember" an appropriate response?
     
  9. DaDakota

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    How about?

    "A gentleman never kisses and tells"

    :D

    DD
     
  10. mc mark

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    Well going to a small liberal arts school, lets just say our little theater department was very incestuous. So it was kind of hard to hide those kind of things!

    ;)
     
  11. FranchiseBlade

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    When I was asked that question I would just instantly start weeping profusely.
     
  12. Lil Pun

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    Why is it that guys who work around liquor get all the poon? I have a friend who used to work at a liquor store and man he has some stories to tell. Sheesh! :D
     
  13. Sishir Chang

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    I think that depends on your partner. Some people just aren't adventuruous in bed or have hang ups or have never considered ways they can improve their sex life.

    Regarding the main question I've never been asked the question by someone I'm dating and have never asked the question. I've been asked what my first time was like and what was the best and worst but not about number. I'm personally not inclined to kiss and tell and depending on the person and their perception of me I don't want to sound like I'm bragging or that I'm underexperienced. I think though the truth is always the best and if you're serious about the person its best you tell the truth or you might have an embarrassing situation if they find something that contradicts what you told them.
     
  14. Lil Pun

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    I remember a girl asked me this question, she was just a friend and nobody I had sex with. I told her my number then she told me hers. The number of men she had sex with was 56. Then I asked, does that include oral sex, and she said well if you include oral it is a lot higher. LOL!!! :D :D
     
  15. Rocket River

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    I guess 'i dunno' won't work

    Rocket River
     
  16. AroundTheWorld

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    Do you have a picture of that girl you could post?
     
  17. Summer Song Giver

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    I give her a huge number if she asks, don't want her to feel all special ya' know.

    Happy Valentine's Day HAHA!
     
  18. rrj_gamz

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    If you're a manwhore, divide by 3, and then subtract 7. If you're not, tell her the truth, but only if its the single digits...Its the same question you would ask here...The problem is, if you don't want to know, don't ask...

    Here is the question, do you exagerate the number because you don't want to seem inexperienced? What is she's experienced, do you really want to know the whole truth...She's probably using the same formula I suggested... ;)
     
  19. Franchise3

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    How about:

    "A gentleman never tells, and a lady never asks".

    :cool:
     
  20. Deckard

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    Much better! My mother had that attitude towards the behavior of the previous President, which bothered her not at all. She felt that a gentleman wouldn't tell, and that if those questioning the gentlemen were gentlemen themselves, they would never have asked.
     

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