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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Carmenjello, Oct 30, 2013.

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  1. fallenphoenix

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    back in highschool i had a friend who was getting a HJ from a girl in the shower. he thought he was going to c*m, but ended up pissing on her. he was drunk though, so we attributed it to that.

    either way it was hilarious.
     
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    LOL....look at the tenure, the post count, and the topic...:rolleyes:
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    #43 BamBam, Oct 30, 2013
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    And I thought I had heard everything.
     
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    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    I wonder how Slimfast feels about having their ads appear in this thread.
     
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    Fake post is fake.
     
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    Well, did she swallow or not?
     
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  9. Carmenjello

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    Well, the fluid was yellow...I saw it since she spit it out all over the floor when i came. And like...alot came out, made a huge puddle on my floor. 99.9% sure it was pee.
     
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  10. Carmenjello

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    Also, not sure if this is relevant but...I usually can never ejaculate while being given a blowjob. It has never happened once.
    so we tried it different this time, I was standing while she was on her knees. She has ever only blown me when I was laying down or sitting in the car.
    Coincidentally, I was complaining earlier how I could never ejaculate during a blowjob. So i finally thought/felt it was gonna happen this time and i was really excited, but yeah...technically i guess it didnt happen.
     
    #50 Carmenjello, Oct 30, 2013
  11. Carmenjello

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    I think this makes the most sense to me so far. I havent had any trouble ejaculating during real sex.
     
    #51 Carmenjello, Oct 30, 2013
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    Assuming you're not trolling us, it sounds like you're having trouble getting it "ready", whether you're standing or sitting. More than likely, there was no ejaculation, but in your mind you wanted something to happen, so you just let go, hoping for one, and instead just peed on her.
     
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  13. Carmenjello

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    no trolling, swear on my life.
    It felt better when i was standing up though, thats why i felt like it was actually happening. It actually felt I was going to orgasm, something I never felt when I was laying down or in the car.
     
    #53 Carmenjello, Oct 30, 2013
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    Youth is wasted on the young.
     
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    You're just talking to the wrong girls
     
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    R Kelly in the house lol
     
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  18. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    What you're saying is...when you urinate you orgasm? I don't see the problem here.

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    #58 Xerobull, Oct 30, 2013
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    I'm surprised this is only three pages.
     
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