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Sex DOES make men stupid

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by vwiggin, Apr 6, 2005.

  1. A-Train

    A-Train Member

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    Zinc is BY FAR the best element. I also like plutonium. It is fun to say, "plutonium"...how's your plutonium? Good, thank you...

    (sorry, couldn't resist posting the other funny zinc quote)
     
  2. LegendZ3

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    So that's why my girlfriend became a smart ass after she gave me a blow job!
     
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    If she was that smart she wouldn't date a guy that would post this!:eek:
     
  4. Sishir Chang

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    Californeum and Berkelium are by far the best elements.

    Last time I checked my periodic table I didn't see a Texanium or Austinium. :p





    Sorry couldn't resist. GO BEARS!
     
  5. SWTsig

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    so it's between becoming stupid or getting cancer?

    consider me stupid.
     
  6. rrj_gamz

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    Sex definitely makes you do stupid things...I mean, for sex, men will do just about anything...
     
  7. vwiggin

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    I guess I should've known this fact a long time ago, but I was just too stoopid to understand the connection. :mad:
     
  8. AntiSonic

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    That would seem to go against my prior experiences with this. The post-ejaculatory period (as described in "There's Something About Mary") is a moment of clarity, where better judgment is no longer clouded or ignored by hormones.
     
  9. Sishir Chang

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    That must explain the saying "Ignorance is bliss."
     
  10. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    George: What is Tungsten or Wolfram?

    Alex Trebek: We were looking for 'What is Tungsten, or Wolfram'.

    Jerry: Is this a repeat?

    George: No, no, no. Just lately, I've been thinking a lot clearer. Like this afternoon, (To television) what is chicken Kiev, (Back to Jerry) I really enjoyed watching a documentary with Louise.

    Jerry: Louise! That's what's doin' it. You're no longer pre-occupied with sex, so your mind is able to focus.

    George: You think?

    Jerry: Yeah. I mean, let's say this is your brain. (Holds lettuce head) Okay, from what I know about you, your brain consists of two parts: the intellect, represented here (Pulls off tiny piece of lettuce), and the part obsessed with sex. (Shows large piece) Now granted, you have extracted an astonishing amount from this little scrap. But with no-sex-Louise, this previously useless lump, is now functioning for the first time in its existence. (Eats tiny piece of lettuce)

    George: Oh my God. I just remembered where I left my retainer in second grade. I'll see ya. (He throws finished Rubik's cube to Jerry and he exits. Kramer enters)
     
  11. Mr. Mooch

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    Man, Yogi Berra must be filled with STDs.


    So I guess this makes me one of the smarter people I know. [​IMG]
     

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