[Serious Question] Does Swine Flu Mean No Women This Weekend?

Nope, sorry, you can't pork any babes

 

College kids... swine... what's the difference?

(kidding... I was a college kid once, too... )

If you only dated one girl, you'd maybe have a shot at not contracting it, but if you go banging everything that moves, enjoy your game of Russian roulette like every other similar endeavor.

 

In my opinion, the whole swine flu thing is stupid. First of all, it hasn't affected NEARLY as many people as the regular flu does. Secondly, it doesn't kill NEARLY as many people as the regular flu does. The only reason they're publicizing this is because a.) it affects mostly people under 50...the people that the news actually cares about and b.)American news stations love to create panic.

That said, you should use it to your advantage somehow.

 

swine flu is the least of your worries. f*** with abandon, i guarantee, the swine flue will not be your lasting regret.

have i introduce you to my kids?

 

Swine flu is about 50 times more likely to kill you than a normal flu.

 

unless you're considering going to reynosa for women, it shouldn't really be a problem.

 

It might be true, but the fact that it affects younger people, can be lessened by tamiflu, and has only caused one U.S. death leaves me not very worried.

 

Reynosa has a happenin' red light district...or so I've heard.

 

Flu? I think chlamydia and having to listen to a chick talk should be your biggest concern.

 

HAY GUYZ

I **** A LOT OF WOMEN

 

+1 rep.

I think I envy your wit.

Edit:You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to moestavern19 again.

That caught me off guard....?

 

Hey man, I appreciate it and all... but with all this swine flu going around maybe its best you spread your rep somewhere else.

 

so, the media pays CDC and WHO to increase warning levels?

 

lol. brutal.

 

those guys don't know what they're talking about. random posters here are much more reliable as to such issues.

 

Exactly.

Point is, though, if you're out partying at college, and looking to hook up with some random dude, chances are, you don't have swine flu, or any other flu for that matter.

 

Hey man, it looks like you're safe (as of right now anyway and if you're in Houston) :

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=U...&ll=35.46067,-92.285156&spn=61.071112,135&z=4