succinct and to the point I'm guessing none of the posters to this thread are Tampax's target market...
Another photo... (I wonder what kind of great music George, Bootsy, and Parliament would have come out with if they had this as an inspiration.)
Moes was a lonely young boy growing up on the plains of Nowhere, Texas, often losing himself in science fiction fantasies, cross dressing, and self pollination. Unable to relate with his peers or put up with their taunts, he never realized what was deemed appropriate and what just didn't fly. He'd often wear only his underwear to the supermarket and sleep in his own feces as a declaration of his independence and strength as a world of warcraft alpha male. His parents, who he called Lord Voldemort due to their disgust with him, deemed it would be another 10-15 years before the outside world was ready for their little Moesy Poesy. At the age of 25, he would finally be ready for life outside of the covenant. Moes was uncomfortable conversing with females in real life, or fairy dumbledores as he called them, so he used the internet to work on his savvy. After all, self pollination wouldn't provide him with the soul mate he knew he deserved after waiting all these years and shedding all those tears in front of the mirror. After years of agony on matchmakerutah.com, he came across the most beautiful typed font in the world. It was written by a she princess straight from the plains of Neboo, her name, undisclosed. It was true the cobwebs between her nebulas had grown mighty thick after years of inactivity, but Moes was a determined young man who was on a mission to impress, caress, and undress. The rest, is BBS history.
Oh man, just once I would love to smash a $400+ racket after I screwed up an easy shot. The best I can do now is toss the racket in the grass or just drop it -- I haven't smashed a racket in 20 years.
this is Jungle Booty. setting aside political correctness for the moment Serena's ass is straight out of National geographic Spoiler Be real, that ass isn't from Europe or California, it's straight Out of Africa. Dont worry white people, it doesn't make you racist if you admit that. I can understand guys who think Serena is a dude but steatopygia is considered hyper feminine in some cultures. It's a prominent feature in fertility statues etc. Serena's masculinity transcends her physical appearance it's how she carries herself. How many other female athletes have a proven track record of threatening physical violence against other women as a means of resolution for **** that happens during a sporting match? Serena's done this more than once and always to someone smaller than she is. She also has a history of physically menacing opponents on changeovers and at the Chair. That sort of physical intimidation is definitely something you see among male athletes and rarely if ever among female athletes. Serena also relies on a big serve more than any other woman on the tour, which again is a male trait You dont have to racist to characterize Serena and her game as masculine. You simply need to have eyes and a nutsack and not be terrorized that someone is going to call you racist for not using euphemisms or bending over backwards to NOT say the one thing you're actually thinking
