Hurt feelings? lol, you couldn't if you tried. I'm just stating a fact, not a very good joke if you gotta explain it.
Well the fact that you are here defending JG on a non-serious post proves that a nerve was struck For the record the post should not require explaining but I decided to humor you this one time.
Well, the fact you are here justifying your post and trying to make yourself feel better shows your comedian skills are lacking. But here, I'll humor you as well. "Woah! That was hilarious, great joke, the next Dave Chappelle! ROFL!!!!" There, there, hope that makes you feel better. No further explaining necessary for your great easy to get jokes.