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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Htowngenius, Jun 26, 2016.

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  1. Htowngenius

    Htowngenius Member

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    Strip club in the Toyota center? Players only access.

    I'm getting tired of reading no one wants to play in htown. We need to take a different approach, be a trendsetter. maybe James and the crew toss in a quick workout after the show.

    I know this is funny but what's illegal about it?
     
    #1 Htowngenius, Jun 26, 2016
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    why leave it at that? Have strippers instead of cheerleaders who give lapdances to the players at every timeout.
     
    #2 malakas, Jun 26, 2016
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    no but he could build a brick house instead provided by all our terrible shooters.
     
    #3 RocketsFido, Jun 26, 2016
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    Les cannot build a tanking team to get another top 3 pick to save his life
     
    #4 daywalker02, Jun 26, 2016
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    If James wants it, he will build it. James & Leslie are running the Rockets. ;)

    They built "wiener walls" for crying out loud.

     
    #5 J.R., Jun 26, 2016
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    Between ping pong, twatter and social media and strippers, triple chinned Daryl Mauri will be officially rendered useless.
     
    #6 FTW Rockets FTW, Jun 26, 2016
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    I would pay to see a stripper league.
     
    #7 cheke64, Jun 26, 2016
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    New ownership might could consider
     
    #8 rockpileindisma, Dec 22, 2017
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    The heck were you searching to find this garbage thread?
     
    #9 CCorn, Dec 22, 2017
    macho GRANDE, DudeWah and davidio840 like this.
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    I actually think this might be a good idea
     
    #10 Daddy Long Legs, Dec 22, 2017
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    Can we get this up and running in time for New Years ?

    George springer built club Astros . Who will take the lead for the rockets ?
     
    #11 snowconeman22, Dec 23, 2017
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    :rolleyes:Yeah...let’s offend the female fans...and also discourage families from attendingo_O
     
    #12 Mr.Scarface, Dec 23, 2017
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    The urbanization of TC has already turned them away. That is why you see all those empty seats.
     
    #13 Air Langhi, Dec 23, 2017
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    lol. Those empty seats are corporate seats. Most are in the bars at the top of the bowl. Or sold and just not used.
     
    #14 Mr.Scarface, Dec 24, 2017
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    I support this if it ends the 4th grade cheerleader half time shows
     
    #15 CCorn, Dec 24, 2017
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    I don't think you are allowed to open strip clubs anywhere near the fun parts of the inner loop, unless you own a time machine, travel back to before they made the ordinance, and get grandfathered in, like Fatty's favorite spot off Kirby (across from BB's) did.
     
    #16 Ziggy, Dec 26, 2017
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    Build Chippendale's for the ladies, and have a daycare (nightcare?) there for the families.

    Boom. Problem solved.
     
    #17 Juxtaposed Jolt, Dec 27, 2017
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