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Self-Help books by NFL personalities

Discussion in 'Football: NFL, College, High School' started by ToyCen428, Oct 4, 2010.

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    A thread I'm copying from another NFL message board... thought these were pretty funny...
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    The Andy Reid Diet Book ~ by Andy Reid

    Achieving Success in the NFL:
    The Phantom Production Method ~ by Joey Galloway

    The Art of Selecting Defensive Coordinators ~ by Mike Shanahan

    Places to See Before You Die:
    The Elegance and Charm of Philadelphia ~ by Donovan McNabb

    Maintaining Balance in a Crisis ~ by Clinton Portis

    Winning Bingo Strategy ~ by Sherman Lewis

    Great Pickup Lines ~ by Ben Roethlisberger and Joe Namath

    My 12-Step Program to Achieve Humility ~ by Terrell Owens

    How to Get What You Pay For ~ by Dan Snyder

    The Playbook for Life ~ by Al Saunders (the four-volume set takes three years to read and understand)

    How to Treat Women with Dignity and Respect ~ by Pacman Jones

    Caring for Your Dog ~ by Michael Vick

    Gun Safety ~ by Plaxico Burress

    Having Your Cake and Eating it too ~ by Albert Haynesworth

    All Natural: Building a Better Body ~ by Brian Cushing
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    Feel free to add more. BTW the Vick one is just WRONG lol
     
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    UFOS in the sky ~ ToyCen428
     
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    Nothing about Ricky Williams? Really?
     
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    How to make millions in the NBA without a drop of sweat. - Tmac.

    How to make millions in the NBA with your eyes half asleep. - Tmac.

    How to make millions in the NBA without playing at all for the entire season. -Tmac.

    How to win the NBA postseason games - Tmac.

    How to protect yourself from being traded during trade deadline. -Tmac.

    ....
     
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    T-Mac's publishers rejected this one :p
     
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    How to stay unbeaten by Floyd Jr.

    Answer. Stay in Jail until the best boxer retires.
     
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    Wining a ring without MJ - S. Pippen.

    - yeah, go to a pawnshop auction.
     
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    A heart of a champion - by Sir Charles Barkley
     
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    How to Keep your Cool, by Vernon Maxwell.

    How to speak eloquently and convey intelligence as a Commentator, by Clyde Drexler.
     
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    The Benetifs of Thai Massage from a non-thai masseuse - by Kobe Bryant.
     
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    Officiating for Dummies - Joey Crawford
     
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    you got me on this. LOL.
     
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    'How to murder your ex-wife and her male friend and get away with it' by OJ Simpson
     
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    "Building and Strengthening Bonds Between A Teammate"

    - Delonte West
     
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    Guide to Discovering Undervalued Free Agents -- Rick Smith

    :p
     
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    Meditation 101 by Ron Artest.
     
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    Too Big To Fail: The Inside Story of Greg Oden
     
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    - Shaq
     
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    How To Run and Organization with Honor, Class, and Dignity - Bud Adams

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    Knowing the Man Inside You - John Amaechi
     
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